Posted on 11/28/2005 2:17:49 PM PST by maineman
My daily trip to the USPO was one for the books today. As I was having my packages stamped a Women came along side of me and asked the clerk if they sold any stamps that didn't promote violence. The clerk was miffed, I was pissed, as she cut into my space. The Women said the American Flag stamps represent murder around the World. I suggested she move to Cuba as she will be able to buy several books of Castro stamps. She called me a Bush-Fool, a new one to me. I asked her to tell me exactly how we were killing people around the World...I-R-A-Q was her answer. I told her we were spreading Democracy and asked her to get back in line. As I left she yelled that I was a rightwinger, I told her "MERRY CHRISTMAS". That ticked her off. Thought I'd share.
I didn't know flags could murder .. did you ..??
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Of course they do! Guns and SUVs can too, remember?
Please do. All head shots--neat round dots in the middle of the forehead. Or, if you can take out the whole fing head that will be nice. Be safe, and good luck. Thank you for standing in the breech.
You maybe should have thrown in "God Bless You" too.
BTW, was she in a bruka?
She's lucky you're a gentleman.
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These leftist tramps always count on that when they cross swords with a conservative man. A lefty man -- contradiction in terms, I know -- will not show a woman any deference because she is female.
Christianity = Crusades. You can't win.
Ted Kennedy would fit on a stamp?
Was her hair all messy, a few of her teeth missing, and did she had a stray cat tucked in each pocket of her huge overcoat?
ROFLMAO! You handled that well, my FRiend! Way. To. Go.
Obviously promoting obesity.
A new way for liberals to "Go Postal."
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Good one!
How are you, old friend?
Well, from the way it sounds, that particular formerly useful idiot could use the company...
You handled it all wrong. You should have punched her lights out and claimed the violence-promoting stamps made you do it.
LOL
You handled it all wrong. You should have punched her lights out and claimed the violence-promoting stamps made you do it.
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LOL!
What a bitter kook she is. Her misery is my joy.
Better a Bush Fool...than a Marxist tool...
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I like it!
Liberals. They're against violence, you know. You just don't want to get between one and an abortion, a free condom giveaway, or a bong hit.
You didn't bitch-slap her did you?
Oh, thus be it ever when free men shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto, "In God is our trust"
And the Star-Spangled Banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Hey, isn't that algore next to her?
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