[DoughtyOne]

So that's how they get that big. You just soak them in beer foam. Cool.

[Mike Bates]

[Always Right]

How many research papers include the word 'fugly' in them...

[neodad]

Awww Yah! Billy’s at the bar, he’s been there all night First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye HEY! HEY!

She left him broke, in his new truck He don’t smoke, but he lights one up Temporary fix, for his heartache He’s hurting bad, but he’s feeling great

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight He’s chasing everything in sight He’ll fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles on Hey!

Lot of drunks, get real mean They’ll pick a fight, over anything Billy wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight Now he’s chasing everything in sight He’ll fall apart when he gets home Right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles……. on

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl he hold on tight He don’t see ugly Through blood shot eyes He’ll fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Cause life looks good, good, good So good, good, good, Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles…….on

[canalabamian]

Man! Those are HUGE...mugs!

[mdittmar]

I found the audio of the scientists conference on this.

Click here to listen.

[HawaiianGecko]

	This article doesn't explain squat.

 

 

[Willie Green]

"Beer goggles" are an urban myth.
Beer drinkers remain aware that beer drinkers of the opposite sex are still ugly.
They simply reach the point where they don't care about looks,
then use the beer as a scapegoat the next morning.

It's NOT the beer's fault!

[GeorgiaDawg32]

people sue mcdonalds cause fast food makes them fat..people sue tobacco companies because smoking gives them cancer..can I sue budweiser because they make ugly people look pretty???

[WKB]

Wille Nelson:
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinkin'
But Lord when I get on that booze
I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two

[Bear_Slayer]

PROVERBS 23:29-35

29Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes?

30They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.

31Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.

32At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.

33Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.

34Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast.

35They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again.

[dakine]

I want to be paid for my research....

[theFIRMbss]

>While getting intimate with the person may seem like a good idea at the time, it's only the morning after when you realise that the Angelina Jolie superbabe you hooked up with the night before actually resembles Margaret Thatcher

[R. Scott]

Increasing beer consumption to eight pints (2.8 litres) increases that score of 140, leading to a severe beer goggle effect.''

It would also lead me to severe snoring. Now, back in my Bad Ole Daze …

[WKB]

Now you know ping.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

...the beer goggles effect refers to how having too much to drink can make someone you find repulsive suddenly exude all the charms and allure of a supermodel...

It's really not that complicated.

The simple explanation is: "Men are pigs."

[yankeedame]

Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time

Chorus:

The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore.

Chorus:
The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

--- Instrumental ---

Now, I don't mean to criticize the girls at all
I know Robert Redford, even overhauls
We all picture in our minds a girl that looks just right
Ain't it funny, ain't it strange,
The way a man's opinion changes
When he starts to face that lonely night.

Chorus:
The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

Of the falling angels of the back street bars...

============

--Mickey Gilley

[bandleader]

These"Scientists"DEFINITELY have TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!!!

[kennedy]

Finally, useful research.

[SoCal Pubbie]

I think "beer goggles" has more to do with too much brew causing the brain to respond more to feedback from the "little head" than the eyes, than it does any complicated scenario of lighting and environmental effects. Have the dweebs never heard the old saying "any port in a storm"?