FORMER CANADIAN DENFENSE MINISTER: U.S. TO LAUNCH INTERGALACTIC WAR

Federal Review ^ | 11-25-2005 | marblehead17

[marblehead17]

I KNEW THAT STUFF WE GOT IN ROSWELL WOULD COME IN HANDY. HATS OFF TO THE SCIENTISTS AT AREA 51.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something." Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop." Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

It would seem that cigarette smoking man has been very busy lately. Somebody call agents Mulder and Scully.

Now where did I put my Phaser.

Better catch up on your EXOPOLITICS.

[CyberAnt]

ROTFLOL! That's exactly what I was thinking!!

[marblehead17]

Nice looking head gear. ;)

[Shqipo]

Do any Trekkies out there know how to say "It's Bush's Fault" in Klingon?

[dfwgator]

[clintonh8r]

ping

[clintonh8r]

They don't call it Canaduh for nothing....

[labette]

Ted Kennedy: "President Bush has concocted (hic) an intergalactic war for political purposes".

No doubt this is a three four way conspiracy with Cheney and Haliburton.
..and Rove

[marblehead17]

That's hilarious.

[peacebaby]

Kinda looks like Don King's hair, if you squint your eyes...maybe...

[marblehead17]

Federal Review Ping

[Boazo]

[eastforker]

No, UFO is a new category now, think jim rob might know somethin is up ?? LOL

[SandRat]

Now where's that miserable rotten sneaky too-timing Senator hiding now!

[marblehead17]

That's scary. Oh my eyes!!!

[R. Scott]

Not much squint required.

[Para-Ord.45]

WE`RE FED UP BEING ANALY PROBED BY

THESE ANAL RETENTAVE ALIENS

[peacebaby]

And if you really squint, it looks like a phallic symbol.

[muir_redwoods]

""I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war..."

I think during the remaining years of the Bush administration, all of our offensive efforts will be limited to intragalactic conquest.

[WalterSkinner]

The "smoking man" told me the same thing...

[Dreagon]

What exactly does a Canadian Defense Minister do anyways?