Posted on 11/23/2005 7:24:48 AM PST by indcons
FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. Nov 22, 2005 — Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.
Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.
"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.
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Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
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As a kid, we snuck through a pasture into a farmers pond. We had to jump an electric fence to get in..no big deal...just a sissor kick high-jump over the 3-1/2 foot wire. On the way out, my older brother sissor kicked his way over the fence, only to get one leg on one side, and one leg on the other.
The dilemma... did he grab the fence wire and push it away from his wet jeans and take it through his whole body, or take it in the crotch?
He grabbed the wire and threw himself over into the pasture.
It was good. I wish I had video of it.
The original story had that link in the middle. Didn't notice it when I copied the story.
He's lucky he just got tazed. Some idiot breaks into my house naked and demands sex from my wife, she would probably shoot him with a hollow point (Since I'm TDY, she gets point). And she does aim... low. (provided she's not laughing too hard at him)
"On the way out, my older brother sissor kicked his way over the fence, only to get one leg on one side, and one leg on the other."
WOW, that might have been an electrifying situation.....pardon the pun.
Now I'm afraid of my next nightmare.
DA740
LMAO.......GREAT point.
Gosh...I hate that when it happens.....
"Will be interesting to see how the libertarians react to this story."
Why is that? I consider myself Libertarian, but that doesn't equal "lets have no law enforcement".
I'm sure the cop would be a big hit in the San Francisco Police Department.
I know some anarcho-capitalist friends who are adamant that punishment should not be meted out until property rights are violated, and even then, the punishment should fit the violation.
Was wondering how the libertarians here would react to this story.
.....could you imagine being the poor EMT?.....
....."ok sir, where are you hurting?".....
.....something like the scene from "something about Mary".....
....."Frank-N-Beans!!".....
NOT the tingling sensation he was lookng for.
Sounds like he found someone to touch him.""
He's lucky. In my house it wouldn't be a taser gun...
I'm sitting here laughing out loud thinking about the time my border collie decided to mark his territory while we were on a walk, and hit a hot electric fence wire. He must have run a hundred yards as hard as he could go, about 2 inches above the ground, yelping all the way. He then turned around and came slinking back to me, and wouldn't leave my side for the rest of the walk. Didn't mark his territory any more, either.
Please sir, may I have another?
To which, the sadist replied, "No."
Thank you for helping me answer a question I've been pondering for awhile.
Reach out, reach out and touch someone.....ZAP!!!
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