Posted on 11/23/2005 7:24:48 AM PST by indcons
FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. Nov 22, 2005 — Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.
Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.
"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.
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Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
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Will be interesting to see how the libertarians react to this story.
Sounds like he found someone to touch him.
Better punishment than any judge could order.
It's simple. Don't run and you won't get one of your "family members" electro shocked.......zap.
Not quite true, but danged good shooting anyway.
ZOT!
"Reach out and touch someone."
.....nothing will.....
That'll take the wind out of his sails.
Please sir, may I have another?
But did he enjoy the experience? Some people pay good money for that.
"...and got stuck..."
That guy will own a few tasers when he gets out. I think they got him "hooked" on it.
Yeow! Talk about involuntary sperm bank donations! Even breeder Bulls don't much like that.
It's probably safe
to say libertarians
will be shocked. (In time . . .)
Good thing I am not a cop. I would have aimed for them.
And, I would have kept applying the trigger until the guy sounded like Michael Jackson. The only thing better would have been to get it recorded on my video monitor for future parties and get togethers.
Was he singing "Great Balls of Fire"?
I'll bet he has a fear of cops for the rest of his life...might even sue these guys for hurting his manly image.
LOL....nice one.
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Please excuse my ignorance, but what in the world does this line, in the middle of the story, mean?
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