[The KG9 Kid]

lol?

[Valpal1]

"We’re ALL killers!” I turned back to Freddie. "It’s encoded into your genes Freddie! Be true to your human heritage. Stalk the fields and forests, not public toilets!”

Classic!

[litehaus]

1.Where does milk come from? The Grocery Store.

2.?????

[dhs12345]

Depends on where it is. Could be a health hazard -- chronic wasting disease, etc. Not sure if I want a neighbor butchering an animal in their back yard. However, I live in the city.

I am tolerant and have a lot of respect for hunters.

[DocH]

This sounds like a BS story penned by some sweetpea writer from San Fran Sissy.

[michwm]

Just the other day at work I mentioned something about fishing and one of the ladies mentioned how could I do that to a fish.
Now I am suprised to hear this from her, being that she and I agree on everything else.
So I say "well..just what does a bass or pike eat?? Weeds..no other fish with scales and pointy fins."
End of discusion.

[ctdonath2]

"Stupid book?” I wheeled around and shook the dog-eared copy of Jose Ortega y Gasset’s Meditations on Hunting. A work of genius!”

Genius indeed! A magnificent must-read.

Ironically, Ted Neugent's "Fred Bear" from "Hunt Music" popped on the iPod while I was reading this thread. :-)

[wolfpat]

Happiness is a warm gut pile.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Be true to your human heritage. Stalk the fields and forests, not public toilets!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Doomonyou]

LOL!!!

Stolen and emailed to Huntin buddies!

[wolficatZ]

**Grin of the Day Award**

[luvbach1]

Humberto makes a good point re Homo sapiens' animal equipment; i.e. canine incisors et al. I've never understood why animal rights advocates never have a problem with animals who prey on and eat other animals, while humans, arguably animals (sorry creationists), are to be denied his/her natural right to eat animals.We are not the only omnivores. Our closest relatives, the chimpanzees, are omnivores too.Perhaps it's because we are the only creatures who raise their meat. Even that may not be true. I believe there are ants who have domesticated a type of aphid for food.

[Disambiguator]

After reading this, I think the title should have been "Dinner With a FLAMING HOMO Anti-Hunter from the Gay Bay Area".

Fontova is the best.

[FateAmenableToChange]

I got my buck yesterday morning at 8:35. It stumbled a few yards in a grassy field and keeled over. Two hours later, I had finished field dressing it (about 45 minutes of work) and dragging the 120 pound carcass across a bare, muddy field. I then consumed a 850 calorie lunch, a larger dinner, and was still worn out this morning.

Hunting is a terribly inefficient way to get calories.

[DTogo]

I didn't read the whole thing, but I did get a nice big doe last Saturday!

[Redcloak]

ROTFLMAO!!

[steveo]

So is he going to make some jerky?

[ApplegateRanch]

I’d just hung the deer by its neck on the swing set for skinning and butchering when..... "Oh Hum-BERTO! Puh-LEAZE!”

I look over and it’s our new neighbor Freddie, wailing from his patio door, his face a mask of horror and disgust. "Humberto! How COULD YOU? Why that’s AWFUL!”

I have to agree with Freddie. It IS horrible and disgusting to hang a deer by the neck like that.

Pierce the hind legs below the knee, and between the bone and heavy tendon; insert gambrel hooks, and hang head down to properly bleed. If you don't have gambel hooks, insert something along the lines of a 3 or 4' piece of closet rod, and tie the legs spread apart.

Slit skin on inside of rear legs; peel skin off toward neck, like peeling a banana.

[TheGunny]

I LOVED THAT!!!!!

[airborne]

What a wonderful story!

I want more!