Posted on 11/16/2005 11:05:45 AM PST by Millee
May he choke on a ham sandwich. Although, can you imagine the size of the ham sandwich it would take? Hell, that's a whole PIG!!!
About to say something vicious....
"There were stories that he'd been shacked up at a Florida fat farm trying to lose weight."
I did hear that starvation in Africa was down. Maybe now they have enough to eat?
MM hasn't been the same since he got Democratic Convention box seats from Jimmuh Carter.
HE COULDN'T EAT A WHOLE PIG... THAT WOULD BE CANNIBALISM.
Yes, but if there is any justice the pig would then enjoy an idyllic afterlife accompanied by 72 virgins.
"There were stories that he'd been shacked up at a Florida fat farm trying to lose weight."
Do you think he is getting any????
Pass the peanut butter and the dog....
I enjoyed the book "Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man". Here was my review of it on amazon.com:
"Hardy and Clarke give great examples of how Moore manipulates the truth through ignoring facts that don't help his case, deceptive editing, and his aw-shucks Midwest persona. His films aren't really documentaries; they're one-sided opinion pieces that "preach to the choir" of conspiracy theorists. The authors point out that when others challenge this writer/filmmaker, he attacks them instead of trying to defend his allegations.
Issued right in time for Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" film, which many may see as gospel truth. Perhaps this is also preaching to the choir-- how many Moore
fans will buy this? But maybe liberals should check this out, a work that's helping to keep Moore honest. Shining the light on Moore's methods has helped to balance his opinions; and also it led to changed narration on the DVD version of "Columbine", for example, where Moore had to admit that Willie Horton did NOT kill again, despite his claim in the original movie.
Good for the fact-checkers!
Is that like in the movie "Team America" where he "self explodes" by eating to many hot dogs ???No, he was a suicide bomber. Trey and Matt filled the puppet with ham before they blew it up.
-Eric
I'd say that was more due to his going aroud the world telling everyone how dumb his fellow citizens are, and then having his Dem friends invite him to the National Convention.
He seems to have vanished into fat air...
A victim of his success? He's a liberal of course he's a victim.
I love the way you Texans problem solve!
"...he seems to have vanished into thin air."
Can't use the word 'thin' in context with Michael Moore.
May he choke on a bowel-burger au jus!
I did see the two rebuttal films concerning this pigs piece of fiction a while back. Last week, I saw a bit of Moore's actual work on HBO.
OMG, I had to shut the TV off. That thing was even more of an abomination than I was led to believe.
Michael Moore is simply a vile and completely shameless human being.
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