Who knew Washington was so complex?
1 posted on
11/14/2005 12:06:47 PM PST by
oxcart
To: oxcart
2 posted on
11/14/2005 12:08:00 PM PST by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: oxcart
3 posted on
11/14/2005 12:08:48 PM PST by
HOTTIEBOY
(Maybe in your house. Not in mine.)
To: SirKit
These 312 particles are held together by force particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of orbiting peons.*snicker*
4 posted on
11/14/2005 12:09:07 PM PST by
SuziQ
To: oxcart; Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; nicmarlo; tuliptree76; ...
5 posted on
11/14/2005 12:14:23 PM PST by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: oxcart
2 Atoms are walking down the road and one stops and says "Shoot, I lost an electron." The second asks, "Are you certain?" "Yes," replies the first. "I'm positive!"
A Proton, a Neutron, and an Electron walk into a bar and start drinking. After a few hours, they finish and the bartender hands a tab to the proton and the electron. "Hey!" says the electron, pointing at the neutron. "how about him? Why doesn't he get a bill?" "Them's the rules," says the bartender. "He's a neutron. No charge."
6 posted on
11/14/2005 12:15:18 PM PST by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: oxcart
I certainly hope these scientists formulated a Mission Statement before they began their work.
Can't do anything until we have a Mission Statement.
7 posted on
11/14/2005 12:16:35 PM PST by
siunevada
To: oxcart
Governmentium Molecules
Gv=Governmentium
Pp=People
Consersvative molecule Pp100Gv1
Liberal molecule Gv100Pp1
Libertarian molecule Pp
Communist molecule Gv
8 posted on
11/14/2005 12:19:27 PM PST by
DannyTN
To: oxcart
Do old email jokes really belong in BREAKING NEWS?
10 posted on
11/14/2005 12:21:50 PM PST by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: oxcart
Wow... never seen that one before. (/sarc)
12 posted on
11/14/2005 12:27:09 PM PST by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: oxcart
...E-RFD: New Elementary Particle...Related to the particle: MAYBERRY-RFD.
16 posted on
11/14/2005 12:43:38 PM PST by
FReepaholic
(I don't look good naked anymore.)
To: oxcart
Never thought I would enjoy or so
well understand a scientific article.
Nam Vet
75 posted on
11/14/2005 4:51:15 PM PST by
Nam Vet
(The Gaulistinians are rioting to reclaim the ancient 'holy ground' of Paris.)
To: oxcart; SandRat
Thanks. Working with my son on his Nuclear Science merit badge, and this is appropriate and timely!
85 posted on
11/14/2005 5:42:39 PM PST by
MarMema
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