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E-RFD: New Elementary Particle Discovered
Oregon Magazine ^
| 11/14/2005
| By Staff
Posted on 11/14/2005 12:06:45 PM PST by oxcart
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Who knew Washington was so complex?
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:06:47 PM PST
by
oxcart
To: oxcart
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:08:00 PM PST
by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: oxcart
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:08:48 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(Maybe in your house. Not in mine.)
To: SirKit
These 312 particles are held together by force particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of orbiting peons.*snicker*
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:09:07 PM PST
by
SuziQ
To: oxcart; Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; nicmarlo; tuliptree76; ...
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:14:23 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: oxcart
2 Atoms are walking down the road and one stops and says "Shoot, I lost an electron." The second asks, "Are you certain?" "Yes," replies the first. "I'm positive!"
A Proton, a Neutron, and an Electron walk into a bar and start drinking. After a few hours, they finish and the bartender hands a tab to the proton and the electron. "Hey!" says the electron, pointing at the neutron. "how about him? Why doesn't he get a bill?" "Them's the rules," says the bartender. "He's a neutron. No charge."
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:15:18 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: oxcart
I certainly hope these scientists formulated a Mission Statement before they began their work.
Can't do anything until we have a Mission Statement.
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:16:35 PM PST
by
siunevada
To: oxcart
Governmentium Molecules
Gv=Governmentium
Pp=People
Consersvative molecule Pp100Gv1
Liberal molecule Gv100Pp1
Libertarian molecule Pp
Communist molecule Gv
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:19:27 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: siunevada
I am looking into that right now.
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:19:47 PM PST
by
oxcart
To: oxcart
Do old email jokes really belong in BREAKING NEWS?
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:21:50 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: ElkGroveDan
This is old?
I love it.
:-)
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:23:41 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: oxcart
Wow... never seen that one before. (/sarc)
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:27:09 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Your no fun at all! Next time I post I'll ask for your permission!
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:30:17 PM PST
by
oxcart
To: fanfan
DO a google search on governmentium. There are about 24,000 hits.
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:34:39 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: ElkGroveDan
"DO a google search on governmentium. There are about 24,000 hits."And that's before counting the morons or the countless peons.
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:41:42 PM PST
by
Reaganghost
(Democrats are living proof that you can fool some of the people all of the time.)
To: oxcart
...E-RFD: New Elementary Particle...Related to the particle: MAYBERRY-RFD.
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:43:38 PM PST
by
FReepaholic
(I don't look good naked anymore.)
To: DannyTN
Consersvative? This must be series...
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:45:49 PM PST
by
golas1964
("He tasks me... He tasks me, and I shall have him!")
To: oxcart
These are not the droids you are looking for...
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:47:48 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: fanfan
Similar to Committeementium, which is known to violate Newton's Second Law, Force = Mass times Acceleration. No matter how much force one applies to a committee, it will not accelerate. It may even decelerate.
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:48:14 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:51:20 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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