[Fenris6]

"We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?" — JON STEWART

The WH needs to remember that a significant majority of those polled get their "news" from Late Night Comedy. Stewart "gets it". How about more of the same?

[wvobiwan]

LOL!! Leno's is the best...

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois

Locally called Clichy-sur-Jungle.

[Slings and Arrows]

*snort*

[Tintin chez les soviets]

"today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France." Translation : "Need to stop immigration" (x3) "The problem of immigration is fixed"

[EagleUSA]

The joke is on the French. They let all these foreigners in, and now they are PAYING BIG.

Oops, that sounds just like the USA!!! Open borders all the way --- hmmmm, a sign of the future?

[mfnorman]

SNL had a pretty good skit during their Weekend Update segment where two Interior Ministry officials got onto live TV and officially surrendered. Then a bunch of little kids starting beating them with loaves of french bread.

[Lady Jag]

Stewart's a dork.

Q: Why do French men have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.

Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II?
A: "Table for 100,000 Messieurs?"

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Chirac. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Q: How do you say: "Give me liberty or give me death" in French?
A: I give up.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.

Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.

Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.

Q: Where is the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.

• The Tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you don't need balls

 

 

 

[Enterprise]

News flash: Paris has just been renamed - it is now

Parislamabad!

[wizardoz]

Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.

That's not a joke; that's a clearheaded assessment.

[Christopher Lincoln]

Letterman has got it right.

[Uncle Vlad]

Cruel, mean-spirited, and completely unfeeling--I love it!

[gitmo]

The 1st & Last are the best.

[nicmarlo]

Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us. — DAVID LETTERMAN

LOL ping

[backhoe]

[Rebelbase]

[Lancey Howard]

bttt

[TheForceOfOne]

I heard the Germans keep calling the French to offer their assistance in quell the uprising.

The French keep surrendering and hanging up the phone.