1 posted on
11/13/2005 8:42:37 AM PST by
Pikamax
To: Pikamax
"We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?" JON STEWART
The WH needs to remember that a significant majority of those polled get their "news" from Late Night Comedy. Stewart "gets it". How about more of the same?
2 posted on
11/13/2005 8:45:01 AM PST by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: Pikamax
LOL!! Leno's is the best...
3 posted on
11/13/2005 8:45:23 AM PST by
wvobiwan
(Proud Minuteman Project Volunteer - Secure borders, illegals OUT, no 'guest workers'!)
To: Pikamax
The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois Locally called Clichy-sur-Jungle.
5 posted on
11/13/2005 8:46:50 AM PST by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NY Times headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS, Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
To: Pikamax; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
*snort*
6 posted on
11/13/2005 8:48:17 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.)
To: Pikamax
"today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France."
Translation : "Need to stop immigration" (x3) "The problem of immigration is fixed"
To: Pikamax
The joke is on the French. They let all these foreigners in, and now they are PAYING BIG.
Oops, that sounds just like the USA!!! Open borders all the way --- hmmmm, a sign of the future?
9 posted on
11/13/2005 8:53:31 AM PST by
EagleUSA
To: Pikamax
SNL had a pretty good skit during their Weekend Update segment where two Interior Ministry officials got onto live TV and officially surrendered. Then a bunch of little kids starting beating them with loaves of french bread.
10 posted on
11/13/2005 8:53:42 AM PST by
mfnorman
To: Pikamax
Stewart's a dork.
Q: Why do French men have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II?
A: "Table for 100,000 Messieurs?"
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Chirac. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
Q: How do you say: "Give me liberty or give me death" in French?
A: I give up.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.
Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
Q: Where is the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
- The Tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you don't need balls
11 posted on
11/13/2005 8:54:55 AM PST by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Pikamax; Fenris6; wvobiwan; Lonesome in Massachussets; Slings and Arrows; ...
News flash: Paris has just been renamed - it is now
Parislamabad!
18 posted on
11/13/2005 9:01:43 AM PST by
Enterprise
(The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
To: Pikamax
Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.That's not a joke; that's a clearheaded assessment.
26 posted on
11/13/2005 9:11:24 AM PST by
wizardoz
To: Pikamax
Letterman has got it right.
To: Pikamax
Cruel, mean-spirited, and completely unfeeling--I love it!
To: Pikamax
The 1st & Last are the best.
45 posted on
11/13/2005 9:40:57 AM PST by
gitmo
(From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
To: Borax Queen; sweetliberty
Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us. DAVID LETTERMAN LOL ping
54 posted on
11/13/2005 10:28:59 AM PST by
nicmarlo
To: Pikamax; All
58 posted on
11/13/2005 10:58:20 AM PST by
backhoe
(Anyone recall "A Clockwork Orange?")
To: Pikamax
63 posted on
11/13/2005 11:07:17 AM PST by
Rebelbase
(Food stamps, section-8, State paid Child support, etc. pay more than the min. wage.)
To: Pikamax
To: Pikamax
I heard the Germans keep calling the French to offer their assistance in quell the uprising.
The French keep surrendering and hanging up the phone.
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