Q: Why do French men have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II?
A: "Table for 100,000 Messieurs?"
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Chirac. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
Q: How do you say: "Give me liberty or give me death" in French?
A: I give up.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.
Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
Q: Where is the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Just bought a bumber sticker on line:
"My honor student beat up France."
A: So the German Army could march in the shade.
French Auction Advertisement :
For Sale, 2 Million WWII French rifles, perfect condition, never fired, dropped once.
ROFL!!
All good!
Very good!
LOL!
LOL. Jackie Mason was on WMAL Friday and said something similar: The French have glass bottom ships to view their air force.