[Lady Jag]

Stewart's a dork.

Q: Why do French men have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.

Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II?
A: "Table for 100,000 Messieurs?"

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Chirac. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Q: How do you say: "Give me liberty or give me death" in French?
A: I give up.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.

Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.

Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.

Q: Where is the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.

• The Tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you don't need balls

 

 

 

[wvobiwan]

Just bought a bumber sticker on line:

"My honor student beat up France."

[Wil H]

Q: Why are all the Boulevard lined with trees?

A: So the German Army could march in the shade.

French Auction Advertisement :

For Sale, 2 Million WWII French rifles, perfect condition, never fired, dropped once.

[TEXOKIE]

ROFL!!

[Dashing Dasher]

All good!
Very good!

[calrighty]

LOL!

[EverOnward]

"Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms? A: To see all their other ships."

LOL. Jackie Mason was on WMAL Friday and said something similar: The French have glass bottom ships to view their air force.