Posted on 11/13/2005 8:42:36 AM PST by Pikamax
FIVE JOKES
November 13, 2005
We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?
— JON STEWART
The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let you park here anymore.
— STEWART
Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.
— DAVID LETTERMAN
The riots in France have been through their second week. No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they apparently won.
— STEPHEN COLBERT
The situation is really bad — today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France.
— JAY LENO
(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...
Paristan!
Paristine!
Paristanbul!
All good!
Very good!
How about Paristan.
Great sign. Though some times I wish we'd have started it 40 years ago..... the other way around.
I saw this on the same blog (the last line is interesting):
"MOBILISATION NATIONALE
POUR LA MANIFESTATION POUR LA DÉFENSE DE L'UNITÉ DE LA RÉPUBLIQUE
MARDI 8 NOVEMBRE 2005 À 14 H 15
PRES DE L'ASSEMBLÉE NATIONALE
PLACE DU PRÉSIDENT HERRIOT PARIS 7ÈME
autour du slogan
"LA FRANCE, TU L'AIMES OU TU LA QUITTES"
"Actually is 'Chiraquie'"
That is a classic!
if you think about it, that's kinda scarey, BQ! :p
heh heh heh
*rimshot*
I've seen Stewart take shots at Democrats on his show.
You're thinking of this guy:
"I so ronery..."
When does Condi start pushing them towards unilateral disengagement?
It's slightly different in France because the immigrants came from former French colonies. The problem is not so much the immigrants as it is the socialist economic system that keeps the immigrants dependent on state welfare for generations.
"It's slightly different in France because the immigrants came from former French colonies. The problem is not so much the immigrants as it is the socialist economic system that keeps the immigrants dependent on state welfare for generations."
Exactly !
Socialist change them to assisted people.
No need to work, they live with family allocations and RMI (salary for unemployed workers). France is only money for us.
I did not know that the National Youth Front was still active.
My first suggestion is "Ahab the Arab" by Ray Stevens
"Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands"
"I did not know that the National Youth Front was still active. "
It's a old tract (very similar with De Villier tract) but that's still exist.
In fact, a lot of youth vote FN (20% of them, something like that, but not me)
http://www.fnj.info/
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