[Mount Athos]

Paristan!

Paristine!

Paristanbul!

[Enterprise]

The next question is: "What is going to be the new National Anthem of France?"

My first suggestion is "Ahab the Arab" by Ray Stevens

"Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands"