Posted on 11/13/2005 8:42:36 AM PST by Pikamax
FIVE JOKES
November 13, 2005
We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?
JON STEWART
The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let you park here anymore.
STEWART
Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.
DAVID LETTERMAN
The riots in France have been through their second week. No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they apparently won.
STEPHEN COLBERT
The situation is really bad today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France.
JAY LENO
(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...
"Stewart DOES NOT get it, he's a flaming liberal ignoramus"
Bingo
Bump
BTTT
and
Exactly!
It seems pretty political to me.
Parislamabad can be the capitol city of Paristine.
Merci pur les bandes dessinées!
"Just bought a bumber sticker on line:"
LOL. Is this a sticker you put on your
bum in England?
That's not a joke; that's a clearheaded assessment.
Ivory Coast protesters
"Nice. Where did these cartoons come from?"
I find it on a french blog.
http://fdesouche.hautetfort.com/
That works - the first county of Eurabia.
Actually is "Chiraquie"
I had to laugh when the nightly riots started to slow down some..because I knew eventually the daily grind of rioting would seem too much like a real job, and they would tire of it....
Letterman has got it right.
And yet the Democrats were telling us to look to the french to show us the way on Iraq.
Cruel, mean-spirited, and completely unfeeling--I love it!
A: So the German Army could march in the shade.
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