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FIVE JOKES about French Riots.
LATIMES ^ | 11/13/05 | various

Posted on 11/13/2005 8:42:36 AM PST by Pikamax

FIVE JOKES

November 13, 2005

We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?

— JON STEWART

The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let you park here anymore.

— STEWART

Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.

— DAVID LETTERMAN

The riots in France have been through their second week. No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they apparently won.

— STEPHEN COLBERT

The situation is really bad — today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France.

— JAY LENO

(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor
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To: wvobiwan

"Stewart DOES NOT get it, he's a flaming liberal ignoramus"

Bingo

Bump

BTTT

and

Exactly!


21 posted on 11/13/2005 9:05:21 AM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Non-Sequitur

It seems pretty political to me.


22 posted on 11/13/2005 9:06:32 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: Slings and Arrows

Parislamabad can be the capitol city of Paristine.


23 posted on 11/13/2005 9:08:17 AM PST by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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To: Tintin chez les soviets

Merci pur les bandes dessinées!


24 posted on 11/13/2005 9:09:15 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: wvobiwan

"Just bought a bumber sticker on line:"

LOL. Is this a sticker you put on your
bum in England?


25 posted on 11/13/2005 9:10:06 AM PST by righttackle44 (The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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To: Pikamax
Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.

That's not a joke; that's a clearheaded assessment.

26 posted on 11/13/2005 9:11:24 AM PST by wizardoz
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To: Enterprise

Ivory Coast protesters

27 posted on 11/13/2005 9:12:05 AM PST by petercooper (The Republican Party: We Suck Less.)
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To: petercooper

28 posted on 11/13/2005 9:13:25 AM PST by petercooper (The Republican Party: We Suck Less.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

"Nice. Where did these cartoons come from?"

I find it on a french blog.
http://fdesouche.hautetfort.com/


29 posted on 11/13/2005 9:14:53 AM PST by Tintin chez les soviets
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To: Enterprise
How about


Frenchallabad!



30 posted on 11/13/2005 9:16:39 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Enterprise
Parislamabad can be the capitol city of Paristine.

That works - the first county of Eurabia.

31 posted on 11/13/2005 9:17:32 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.)
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To: Lady Jag
That might be better than:

FRANCISTAN

32 posted on 11/13/2005 9:20:06 AM PST by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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To: Enterprise

Actually is "Chiraquie"


33 posted on 11/13/2005 9:22:30 AM PST by Tintin chez les soviets
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To: All

I had to laugh when the nightly riots started to slow down some..because I knew eventually the daily grind of rioting would seem too much like a real job, and they would tire of it....


34 posted on 11/13/2005 9:23:01 AM PST by uncle fenders
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To: Pikamax

Letterman has got it right.


35 posted on 11/13/2005 9:25:26 AM PST by Christopher Lincoln
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To: Lady Jag

And yet the Democrats were telling us to look to the french to show us the way on Iraq.


36 posted on 11/13/2005 9:26:39 AM PST by mfnorman
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To: Enterprise
Or even


SADDAMISTAN



37 posted on 11/13/2005 9:27:49 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Pikamax

Cruel, mean-spirited, and completely unfeeling--I love it!


38 posted on 11/13/2005 9:30:59 AM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: Lady Jag
More like:

SODOMISTAN

39 posted on 11/13/2005 9:32:57 AM PST by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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To: Lady Jag
Q: Why are all the Boulevard lined with trees?

A: So the German Army could march in the shade.

French Auction Advertisement :

For Sale, 2 Million WWII French rifles, perfect condition, never fired, dropped once.

40 posted on 11/13/2005 9:34:50 AM PST by Wil H
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