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FIVE JOKES about French Riots.
LATIMES ^ | 11/13/05 | various

Posted on 11/13/2005 8:42:36 AM PST by Pikamax

FIVE JOKES

November 13, 2005

We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?

— JON STEWART

The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let you park here anymore.

— STEWART

Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.

— DAVID LETTERMAN

The riots in France have been through their second week. No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they apparently won.

— STEPHEN COLBERT

The situation is really bad — today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France.

— JAY LENO

(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor
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To: Pikamax

I heard the Germans keep calling the French to offer their assistance in quell the uprising.

The French keep surrendering and hanging up the phone.


121 posted on 11/13/2005 3:07:12 PM PST by TheForceOfOne
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To: TASMANIANRED

[...Officers at the forefront of attempts to control the wave of riots and arson attacks across France are furious at moves to prosecute policemen accused of assaulting a youth.

As officers were deployed in force in Paris yesterday following a call on weblogs for a mass demonstration, the police union described the jailing of one officer and the suspension of others as "incomprehensible and unacceptable"...]

OK. I'm convinced.

Pris sur stupide!


122 posted on 11/13/2005 3:51:53 PM PST by Jo Nuvark ("Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God." - G. K. Chesterton, 1933)
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To: Non-Sequitur

It is obvious you didn't read the thread.

Wvobiwan was responding to Fenris who thought Stewart "got it". Wvobiwan knows Stewart doesn't get it and was passing on this truth to Fenris. You jump in with your response that seem witty until anyone who has bothered to read the thread understands you are taking the same position as Wvobiwan and chastizing him for it.

Wvobiwan is not the ignoramus.


123 posted on 11/13/2005 4:14:33 PM PST by dpa5923 (Small minds talk about people, normal minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas.)
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To: dpa5923

chastizing is supposed to be chastising.

Stupid keyboard


124 posted on 11/13/2005 4:16:20 PM PST by dpa5923 (Small minds talk about people, normal minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas.)
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To: Lady Jag
"Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms? A: To see all their other ships."

LOL. Jackie Mason was on WMAL Friday and said something similar: The French have glass bottom ships to view their air force.

125 posted on 11/13/2005 4:16:35 PM PST by EverOnward
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To: EverOnward

I love Jackie Mason !


126 posted on 11/13/2005 4:17:42 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: EverOnward; Lady Jag
"Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms? A: To see all their other ships."

FOFL!

127 posted on 11/13/2005 4:20:13 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Eva

The problem is not so much the immigrants as it is the socialist economic system that keeps the immigrants dependent on state welfare for generations.
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I agree to some extent -- but if these were not Muslims, fewer problems would exist. Needless to say. I certainly agree with the FAILED socialist government, as they all are -- which is always DEPENDENT on having a welfare state which is entirely dependent on the government to exist. That is the way SOCIALISTS LIKE IT!

How is Hitlery by the way??


128 posted on 11/13/2005 4:30:08 PM PST by EagleUSA
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To: Lady Jag
"I love Jackie Mason !"

And he loves our men and women in the military. (So do I. God bless them all!)

129 posted on 11/13/2005 4:35:42 PM PST by EverOnward
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To: Enterprise

My georgraphy book says Parislamabad Franckistan.


130 posted on 11/13/2005 4:40:18 PM PST by DonnerT (New Orleans: A microcosm of the world without God.)
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To: DonnerT

WOW! They sure got that factoid corrected in record time!


131 posted on 11/13/2005 5:36:05 PM PST by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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To: Borax Queen
heh heh heh

Now where did you learn to laugh like that?

132 posted on 11/13/2005 7:32:25 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Ohmy - was it from a finned one?? I thought I had that evil laugh way before :)


133 posted on 11/13/2005 7:33:32 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen

The echo is an honor........


134 posted on 11/13/2005 7:40:11 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

:)


135 posted on 11/14/2005 4:49:10 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen
Whoa......someone was up late......or early.....

:-(

136 posted on 11/14/2005 5:42:48 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Wimmin don't kiss and tell!


137 posted on 11/14/2005 8:00:02 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen
Ha......no longer a true statement.....as if it ever was.....

Have you noticed we are keeping this thead going?

138 posted on 11/14/2005 8:44:38 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Yes, we are! At least no one has come out to yell at us, so far, hahhahhahha!


139 posted on 11/14/2005 9:16:08 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen
*Deep, authoritative voice*

You. Must. Cease. All. Posting.

Cause you're a baaad snake human.......

140 posted on 11/14/2005 9:46:47 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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