Posted on 11/13/2005 8:42:36 AM PST by Pikamax
FIVE JOKES
November 13, 2005
We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?
— JON STEWART
The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let you park here anymore.
— STEWART
Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.
— DAVID LETTERMAN
The riots in France have been through their second week. No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they apparently won.
— STEPHEN COLBERT
The situation is really bad — today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France.
— JAY LENO
(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...
I heard the Germans keep calling the French to offer their assistance in quell the uprising.
The French keep surrendering and hanging up the phone.
[...Officers at the forefront of attempts to control the wave of riots and arson attacks across France are furious at moves to prosecute policemen accused of assaulting a youth.
As officers were deployed in force in Paris yesterday following a call on weblogs for a mass demonstration, the police union described the jailing of one officer and the suspension of others as "incomprehensible and unacceptable"...]
OK. I'm convinced.
Pris sur stupide!
It is obvious you didn't read the thread.
Wvobiwan was responding to Fenris who thought Stewart "got it". Wvobiwan knows Stewart doesn't get it and was passing on this truth to Fenris. You jump in with your response that seem witty until anyone who has bothered to read the thread understands you are taking the same position as Wvobiwan and chastizing him for it.
Wvobiwan is not the ignoramus.
chastizing is supposed to be chastising.
Stupid keyboard
LOL. Jackie Mason was on WMAL Friday and said something similar: The French have glass bottom ships to view their air force.
I love Jackie Mason !
FOFL!
The problem is not so much the immigrants as it is the socialist economic system that keeps the immigrants dependent on state welfare for generations.
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I agree to some extent -- but if these were not Muslims, fewer problems would exist. Needless to say. I certainly agree with the FAILED socialist government, as they all are -- which is always DEPENDENT on having a welfare state which is entirely dependent on the government to exist. That is the way SOCIALISTS LIKE IT!
How is Hitlery by the way??
And he loves our men and women in the military. (So do I. God bless them all!)
My georgraphy book says Parislamabad Franckistan.
WOW! They sure got that factoid corrected in record time!
Now where did you learn to laugh like that?
Ohmy - was it from a finned one?? I thought I had that evil laugh way before :)
The echo is an honor........
:)
:-(
Wimmin don't kiss and tell!
Have you noticed we are keeping this thead going?
Yes, we are! At least no one has come out to yell at us, so far, hahhahhahha!
You. Must. Cease. All. Posting.
Cause you're a baaad snake human.......
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