87-Year-Old Accused Of Sex With Boy

local 6 news ^ | 11/10/2005 | wire

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Throw the old fart in the Hudson River.

[Farmer Dean]

Is that Jimmy Hoffa under there?Someone get a shovel and remove that make up.

[WasDougsLamb]

I thougth they might charge the 87 year old with assault with a dead weapon... @rolling_stone

[kabar]

Must have overpowered that poor 16 year old kid.

[kanawa]

hey there strong arms, do you like popsicles?

Probably offered him some gum

[reagan_fanatic]

"Hey there, paperboy. You want a popsicle? Don't make me beg."

[Reaganesque]

Well, it just goes to show you: You're only as young as the person you feel.

[M203M4]

Brian Peppers

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

yikes.

[RichInOC]

"Joey, do you like silent movies about gladiators?"

[dljordan]

Oh lord! I just ate lunch!

[ErnBatavia]

If the old lech invited the young man over 3 times, why is he charged with four counts? It doesn't add up!~

Maybe he managed a "multiple organism" one of the times.

[Clemenza]

1. This is gross on SO MANY levels!

2. I thought 16 was the age of consent in Florida?

[ArrogantBustard]

I must now offer my most humble and abject apologies to Mick Jagger. I have, for years, called him the ugliest man in the universe.

I was wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Mr. Jagger, I'm sorry for having offended you, and I hope you can forgive me.

[Ichneumon]

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Joey, have you ever been inside a turkish prison? of course not, that's a silly question?

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

"Do you... enjoy... knives?"

[COEXERJ145]

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

The original script had something a heck of a lot more obscene but the producers were forced to change it.

[Captain Peter Blood]

Now why would this 16 year old kid engage in sex with an 87 year old man?
Is there more to this story than reported. This is revolting. Before I saw it was a man I thought is was and 87 year old woman.