Posted on 11/10/2005 1:08:51 PM PST by Junior
LONDON (Reuters) - Former Beatle Paul McCartney is to broadcast live into space from a U.S. concert to two astronauts circling the globe.
He will play "Good Day Sunshine" and one of his latest songs, "English Tea," to NASA astronaut Bill McArthur and Russian cosmonaut Valery Tokarev who are on an international space station 220 miles above the earth.
McCartney, who will be singing into space Saturday from Anaheim, California via NASA television, got the idea when he discovered that the crew of the spaceship Discovery were treated to a burst of "Good Day Sunshine" in August as a wake-up call from Mission Control.
"I was extremely proud to find out that one of my songs was played for the crew of Discovery this summer. In our concert we hope to repay the favor," he said in a statement.
Might as well beam it into space, he's been up there in orbit for years anyway...
Yoko Ono's "No, No, No" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever. The lyrics:
No!!
Let me take my scarf off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.
Let me take my blouse off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.
You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what you promised,
I know you didn't keep it.
Let me take my pants off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't hold me, (hold me)
I don't want it.
You're thinking of rock hudson when we do it. (let's do it!)
Let me take my ring off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't do it, (do it!)
I can't do it,
I'm seeing broken glass when we do it. (do it!)
You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i know we didn't keep it.
You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i miss you!
More likely they'll just send an anti-matter ARM our way.
Not just invade!
Now if Paul could beam himself into space....
Dear God, man! Have you no decency?
Kang and Kodos are going to come and kick our butts.
Even the aliens won't buy his records.
Paaaahahahahaha! Brilliant!
The lyrics are bad enough but don't do the soundtrack please.
Valery: "I think the needle is stuck"Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Bill: "Naw, that's what they did in the sixties"Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Valery: "Sheesh, Bill, that's worse than what we had to do in the sixties sing the 'Internationale'Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude Jude, jude, Jude, Jude, jud-Jud-jud...
people will still be listening to his songs in 500 years.
Saw him in concert this last Tuesday and he was simply awesome. He was the last century's Mozart IMO.
I submit that Chapman shot the wrong Beatle.
Precisely, this will surely cause a galactic incidence and elicit an alien response as it will be viewed as an unprovoked attack of sorts.
John Denver, is that you?!
How can you tell if something's made of Anti-Matter before you land on it?..........Or it on you?........
ping
.......where it will be picked up by Farakhan's mothership.
Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry, kyoko.
Don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko,
Don’t, don’t, don’t worry, kyoko.
Mum’s only looking for her hand in the snow,
Mum’s only looking for her hand in the snow.
Don’t -
Don’t, don’t, don’t worry,
Don’t worry.
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry -
Don’t worry -.
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