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To: Semper Paratus

Yoko Ono's "No, No, No" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever. The lyrics:

No!!

Let me take my scarf off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.

Let me take my blouse off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what you promised,
I know you didn't keep it.

Let me take my pants off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't hold me, (hold me)
I don't want it.
You're thinking of rock hudson when we do it. (let's do it!)

Let me take my ring off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't do it, (do it!)
I can't do it,
I'm seeing broken glass when we do it. (do it!)

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i know we didn't keep it.

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i miss you!


22 posted on 11/10/2005 1:19:58 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (Leftism is Civilizational Masochism)
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To: Cyclopean Squid

Dear God, man! Have you no decency?


27 posted on 11/10/2005 1:21:07 PM PST by Junior (From now on, I'll stick to science, and leave the hunting alien mutants to the experts!)
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To: Cyclopean Squid
Yoko Ono's "No, No, No" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever.

The lyrics are bad enough but don't do the soundtrack please.

31 posted on 11/10/2005 1:22:06 PM PST by Semper Paratus
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To: Cyclopean Squid
Another winner from Yoko

Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry, kyoko.

Don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko,
Don’t, don’t, don’t worry, kyoko.
Mum’s only looking for her hand in the snow,
Mum’s only looking for her hand in the snow.

Don’t -
Don’t, don’t, don’t worry,
Don’t worry.

Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Don’t worry -
Don’t worry -.

40 posted on 11/10/2005 1:27:41 PM PST by GSWarrior (Proudly posting bandwidth-consuming images since November 2000.)
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To: Cyclopean Squid

Ok can we agree that Yoko is definitely not the 20th/21st century version of Gilbert.


45 posted on 11/10/2005 1:28:46 PM PST by rod1
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To: Cyclopean Squid
Yoko Ono's "No, No, No" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever

Oh dear Lord. I've never heard that song but am pretty sure I don't want to. :)

70 posted on 11/10/2005 1:36:11 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: Cyclopean Squid
You know, I used to believe that Muskrat Love was the worse song ever written/recorded.

I've been persuaded.





Listening to Muskrat Love made me feel nauseous. Yoko's song is so ridiculous I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
71 posted on 11/10/2005 1:36:18 PM PST by This Just In ("Those are my principles, if you don't like them, I've got others" - Groucho Marx)
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To: Cyclopean Squid; proud American in Canada
Yoko Ono's "No, No, No" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever.

Here is a link to an mp3 of that song as well.

http://media.putfile.com/NoNoNo56

88 posted on 11/10/2005 1:48:24 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Cyclopean Squid

You leave me no choice: I'm now removing my mind's eye with a melon baller.


111 posted on 11/10/2005 2:05:04 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: All
On that note, what, in your opinion, is the worst Beatles song ever (not counting "Revolution 9, which is NOT a song)? I say Sir Paul's "Maxwell's Silver Hammer." EEEUUUUGGGGHHH!
134 posted on 11/10/2005 3:48:10 PM PST by drew
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