Yoko Ono's "No, No, No" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever. The lyrics:
No!!
Let me take my scarf off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.
Let me take my blouse off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.
You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what you promised,
I know you didn't keep it.
Let me take my pants off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't hold me, (hold me)
I don't want it.
You're thinking of rock hudson when we do it. (let's do it!)
Let me take my ring off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't do it, (do it!)
I can't do it,
I'm seeing broken glass when we do it. (do it!)
You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i know we didn't keep it.
You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i miss you!
Dear God, man! Have you no decency?
The lyrics are bad enough but don't do the soundtrack please.
Dont worry, dont worry, dont worry,
Dont worry, dont worry,
Dont worry, dont worry,
Dont worry, dont worry, dont worry, kyoko.
Dont worry,
Dont worry, dont worry,
Kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko,
Dont, dont, dont worry, kyoko.
Mums only looking for her hand in the snow,
Mums only looking for her hand in the snow.
Dont -
Dont, dont, dont worry,
Dont worry.
Dont worry, dont worry,
Dont worry -
Dont worry -.
Ok can we agree that Yoko is definitely not the 20th/21st century version of Gilbert.
Oh dear Lord. I've never heard that song but am pretty sure I don't want to. :)
Here is a link to an mp3 of that song as well.
You leave me no choice: I'm now removing my mind's eye with a melon baller.