To: shhrubbery!
It was a dark and stormy night. Buckhead was in the shadows. He and the other swarming FreePer sharks were lurking, lusting, salivating. Rather bled a little, and the swarm moved in.
24 posted on
11/10/2005 5:45:09 AM PST by
Enterprise
(The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
To: Enterprise
It was a dark and stormy night. Buckhead was in the shadows. He and the other swarming FreePer sharks were lurking, lusting, salivating. Rather bled a little, and the swarm moved in.Well done, sir!
I nominate you for first runner up in this year's Bulwer-Lytton literary competition -- behind Mary Mapes, of course!
45 posted on
11/10/2005 5:50:01 AM PST by
shhrubbery!
(Max Boot: Joe Wilson has sold more whoppers than Burger King)
To: Enterprise
It was a dark and stormy night. Buckhead was in the shadows. He and the other swarming FreePer sharks were lurking, lusting, salivating. Rather bled a little, and the swarm moved in.Cue: Music from 'Jaws'.
65 posted on
11/10/2005 5:56:27 AM PST by
pbear8
(France is guilty of regicide)
To: Enterprise
O how sharper than a shark's tooth, it is to have a thankless blogger...... [with apologies to William Shakespeare]
97 posted on
11/10/2005 6:14:58 AM PST by
TomGuy
To: Enterprise
It was a dark and stormy night. Buckhead was in the shadows. He and the other swarming FreePer sharks were lurking, lusting, salivating. Rather bled a little, and the swarm moved in...LOL! HA! HA! :D
112 posted on
11/10/2005 6:20:49 AM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: Enterprise
The sun shone brightly after the dark and stormy night, but our protagonist was too engrossed in her project to notice, as her fingers crawled over the keyboard like a pair of large spiders circling, searching for the opportunity to strike - because for spiders, cannibalism is just another meal - to suck the life juices out of its adversary, but the looming deadline was the real predator, sucking words from the mind driving those wandering hands to complete their nefarious fiction in time for the broadcast.
To: Enterprise
This is how it should have been written so liberals would be more interested:
The night was black and the excitement in the air could be felt as the hair on one's arms stood up. Buckhead was at the apex of his excitement. The Freeping Members were throbbing, pulsating, hot and dripping with anticipation. Rather was alone and vulnerable as the Freeping Member moved toward him. Mapes should be limited to writing fiction and pornography.
To: Enterprise
218 posted on
11/10/2005 9:48:29 AM PST by
Diamond
(Qui liberatio scelestus trucido inculpatus.)
To: Enterprise
I believe an improvement would be:
"The night was sultry ..."
283 posted on
11/10/2005 10:02:07 PM PST by
Mr. Rational
(God gave me a brain and expects me to use it)
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