The sun shone brightly after the dark and stormy night, but our protagonist was too engrossed in her project to notice, as her fingers crawled over the keyboard like a pair of large spiders circling, searching for the opportunity to strike - because for spiders, cannibalism is just another meal - to suck the life juices out of its adversary, but the looming deadline was the real predator, sucking words from the mind driving those wandering hands to complete their nefarious fiction in time for the broadcast.
Well if nothing else, Mary Mapes SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!