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French solution: Paristinian state (Must resist urge to laugh. Must resist...)
World Net Daily ^ | November 8, 2005 | Joseph Farah

Posted on 11/08/2005 4:41:54 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

OK, enough is enough.

It's clear France is no longer in control of its population.

It's clear millions within its borders are struggling for freedom and independence.

It's clear that these people are not rioting for the sake of rioting, they are responding to oppression from French authorities.

It's clear that their uprising cannot be met with state violence, because that would only lead to a cycle of violence.

It's clear that these freedom-fighters – whom I have dubbed "Paristinians" – want a state of their own.

It's clear that the international community must force France to the negotiating table with these freedom fighters to begin the peace process that will inevitably lead to the creation of an autonomous, independent state of "Paristine."

If it's good enough for Israel, it's good enough for the French surrender monkeys who have been leaders of the global movement to force the Jewish state into appeasement of terrorists.

We've got to stop referring to this "intifada" in France as "riots." This is a movement for self-determination. This is a movement for independence. This is a movement for freedom from imperialism.

The analogy is apt.

That's not "Frère Jacques" they're singing in France. It's "Fire Jacques."

The president of France can see the cinder in the eye of others, but is missing the beam in his own.

What's good for the goose liver is good for the gander liver.

The chicken cordon bleu has come home to roost.

It's time for France to stop the hypocrisy.

It's time for the French to take a dose of the medicine they have been handing out to the Jews of Israel.

It's time to end the apartheid within its population. It's time for France to stop treating those poor, Muslim immigrants as second-class citizens. It's time to accept the only permanent solution that can address the root problem in French society – the recognition of the Paristinians as a legitimate negotiating partner.

Enough rubber bullets!

Enough police repression!

Enough calls for restraint!

Enough with the threats!

Before this cycle of violence spreads throughout all of Europe, France needs to do the right thing.

The French have been speaking out of both sides of their mouths for too long. They've been speaking out of both of their nostrils for too long, too. If appeasement was the solution in Iraq, it's the solution for the "Paristinian" revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Hitler, it's the solution for the "Paristinian" revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Israel in dealing with its "Palestinian" problem, it's the solution for France's "Paristinian" uprising.

As I mentioned yesterday in my column, if France has these kinds of systemic problems with its Muslim population, then it is time to partition France. It's time for an independent Muslim state to be created. After all, isn't that what France and other European nations have determined is the proper solution for Israel?

These are not just riots. This is an intifada – just like the one begun in 2000 within and around Israel.

France and other countries, including the United States, have demanded that Israel meet those attacks with land concessions to the rioters and suicide bombers. That is the only viable, long-term solution, they say. They claim this violence will never cease until those oppressed by Israel are granted an independent, autonomous state of their own.

Why should the solution be any different in France?

Stop the violence! Now – not at a snail's pace. The time has come to begin talks with the "Paristinians" about their own future homeland of "Paristine."


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: france; insurgency; intifada; jihad; josephfarah; parisintifada; parisriots; quagmire; surrender; terrorism; uprising
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
"solution for France's "Paristinian" uprising."

Stop the violence! Demand that France pull out of Paristine now!!

41 posted on 11/08/2005 7:52:02 AM PST by Earthdweller ("West to Islam" Cake. Butter your liberals, slowly cook France, stir in Europe then watch it rise.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Funny but true; that is exactly what they are wanting and what they probably will get; it will be Lebanon in the '80s or like the current Israel/Palestine within a year.
42 posted on 11/08/2005 8:08:10 AM PST by SF Republican
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Paristinian!!! Bwahhahahaa!!! That's just precious.


43 posted on 11/08/2005 8:09:20 AM PST by Tempest (I'm a Christian. Before I am a conservative.)
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To: SlowBoat407

Its a quagmire, a quagmire I say. France must get out of France.


44 posted on 11/08/2005 8:10:24 AM PST by Godzilla ( How do I set a laser printer to stun?)
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To: Kristopher
Hope my explanation make some sense.

Perfect sense, and quite fun to read too.

45 posted on 11/08/2005 8:17:39 AM PST by stripes1776
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To: Berosus; blam; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Do not dub me shapka broham; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...
Wait... this sounds like a good idea...
46 posted on 11/08/2005 8:24:03 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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To: gridlock
Don't end up like me. Get out while you still can...

I can quit anytime I want to.

47 posted on 11/08/2005 8:25:05 AM PST by LexBaird (tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: gridlock
When you go downtown and you see the Palm charging cradles wired into vanalized street-lamb bases, you know you're in FReeper Junkietown...

Those poor, poor street-lambs, being vanalized without even the benefit of having their beeber stuned first. Oh, the hugh manatee!

48 posted on 11/08/2005 8:28:04 AM PST by LexBaird (tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Headline I want to see

UN to resolve "Youth" unrest in France


49 posted on 11/08/2005 8:30:11 AM PST by listenhillary ("Mainstream media" is creating it's own reality~everything sucks)
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To: gridlock

Or should I say, "All your street-lamb bases are belong to us!"


50 posted on 11/08/2005 8:30:17 AM PST by LexBaird (tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Joe, Joe, you're bleaking my barrs...


51 posted on 11/08/2005 8:31:29 AM PST by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud?)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

France. The great refuge of the Ayatollah Khomeini. What better place to have riots and insurrection.


52 posted on 11/08/2005 8:35:09 AM PST by ThomasMore (Islam IS the Whore of Babylon!)
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To: stm
LOL! What a pathetic figure Chirac is.
53 posted on 11/08/2005 8:50:02 AM PST by zbogwan2
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To: SlowBoat407; LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I still prefer my own term - "Paristanis".

Or more generally Frankenstan

54 posted on 11/08/2005 8:52:08 AM PST by NathanR (Mexico: So far from God; So close to the USA.)
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To: LexBaird
I can quit anytime I want to.

Sure you can. You know the first stage of recovering is to admit that you have a problem...

55 posted on 11/08/2005 9:17:07 AM PST by gridlock (Remember: Choosy newsies choose Iowahawk!)
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To: gridlock
In a few years, we'll find you hungry in the gutter with nothing to your but a Blazer enabled Palm XT, camped out in front of a particular house because it has an unsecured IEEE 802.11 network. I've seen it a thousand times.

Hmmm...IEEE 802.11b or IEEE 802.11g?

56 posted on 11/08/2005 9:57:10 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Nature abhors a vacuum. So do cats.)
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To: gridlock
Sure you can. You know the first stage of recovering is to admit that you have a problem...

Nonsense. If I was addicted, I'd spend time replying to frivolous posts.

57 posted on 11/08/2005 11:24:20 AM PST by LexBaird (tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
% of Muslims in France = ~ 5%
% of Muslims in the UK = ~ 3%
% of Muslims in the USA = ~ 1%
% of Muslims in Canada = ~ 2%

The CIA Factbook does not contain the facts on Italy. Instead, it says, "Religion: Predominately Roman Catholic with mature Protestant and Jewish communities and a growing Muslim immigrant community"

So either Italy does not do the census, or our CIA neglected/refused to print the figures. And interestingly:

"Aid to Italy: Official Development Assistance, $1 billion (2002 est.)"
58 posted on 11/08/2005 2:06:38 PM PST by familyop ("Let us try" sounds better, don't you think? "Essayons" is so...Latin.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Brilliant riposte to French arrogance.


59 posted on 11/08/2005 5:17:04 PM PST by lancer (If you are not with us, you are against us!)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Hey, I RESEMBLE this article! :)

It's TIME for the Paristinians to get their OWN Europeastern Union State!!

Land for Peace! Land for Peace! LAND FOR PEACE!!!


60 posted on 11/08/2005 5:21:31 PM PST by Whitewasher (Would u like America to be a goat nation in the millennium to come? Keep pushing the "Roadmap" bull!)
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