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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: EsmeraldaA
Alrighty then. Thank you. You're quite welcome. After a little practice it becomes easy to just wave the wand (er, mouse*) and *ZOT*, we're there!
(* Or touchpad, since I accidentally blew out the USB ports on this laptop and so I can't use a mouse.)
Will you add me to your list pretty please? I'm not there.
You are now... *\;-)
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posted on
11/30/2005 9:49:03 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; tiamat; ...
Zot! Because We Want To!
Now it’s Zot because we want to, and because it has to be.
They won’t stop coming ‘round because it’s instinct to be FRee.
You’d think that they would learn somehow, and thus avoid the Zot!
But brainless trolls can’t learn a thing, and that is what we’ve got!
So every month or so, we have to start another thread,
To dedicate to trolls who come around and end up dead.
And while we sit here waiting for the Turkey-Shoot to start,
We like to take some time to take a look at other’s art.
For some there are who have a way with hue and brush,
While others can command some words to make our sailors blush,
Still others use a camera, and capture scenes of art,
And then our engineers will want to take some things apart!
We like to know what makes things tick, or what can make them stop,
And that’s why we put trolls in graves, and monuments on top.
For many ways there are that one can put forth worthy thought,
The shinyness of this gets trolls excited, and then caught.
They get so very jumpy when they think they have a zinger,
That they can then present apace, and stun some poor right-winger.
How sad to see them stupefied, and staring at the glimmer,
Of their slim hopes so firmly dashed, and getting so much slimmer.
And so we freshen up the page, and ping our thronging hordes,
The call to battle sounds amid the clash of mental swords.
The battle is of wits and it seems unfairly matched,
Their flights of fancy end almost before they have been hatched!
NicknamedBob . . . . July 31, 2005
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posted on
11/30/2005 9:51:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: sionnsar
123
posted on
11/30/2005 9:51:50 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: TheMadLurker
RATZOTZ!!!
To: sionnsar
Thanks.
And OUCH! careful with the 'accidents'. hehe hehe
To: NicknamedBob
Poetry before bed. The best.
Thank you.
To: NicknamedBob
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posted on
11/30/2005 9:59:53 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: TheMadLurker
You give yourself away as a returning troll or a disgruntled banned nidgit when you know about "Font fix".
128
posted on
11/30/2005 10:02:04 PM PST
by
Sally'sConcerns
(Native Texan, now in SW Ok..)
To: NicknamedBob
129
posted on
11/30/2005 10:02:10 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: LibWhacker
LOL.
I love that golden frog!
:0)
To: tuliptree76
131
posted on
11/30/2005 10:19:39 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: TheMadLurker; sionnsar
The Mad Lurker has been ground into a fine poweder and made one with the asphalt. This thread is officially the undisputed property of RKBA.
132
posted on
11/30/2005 10:23:52 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: Zacs Mom
You got the first "00" ! ! ! !
133
posted on
11/30/2005 10:25:06 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: TheMadLurker
A little over the top from what I saw. I scrolled through most of it, read bits and pieces of it, and I got a chuckle out of it.
I love parody.
Kind of a shame that you're going to be zotted.
134
posted on
11/30/2005 10:27:34 PM PST
by
birbear
(Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.)
To: NicknamedBob
135
posted on
11/30/2005 10:30:30 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: birbear
Kind of a shame that you're going to be zotted. Zotted weeks ago. We just moved in and took over the thread.
136
posted on
11/30/2005 10:31:11 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
I see that now.
I should always check the date before consuming.
137
posted on
11/30/2005 10:33:39 PM PST
by
birbear
(Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.)
To: birbear
Its never too late to ZOT! I predict this guy getting the ZOT a few hundred more times in the upcoming month.
138
posted on
11/30/2005 10:46:40 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: Delta 21
...I see your three animated penguins...
....and raise you two more....
They're not pirates, you unnerstand...
139
posted on
11/30/2005 11:18:46 PM PST
by
Watery Tart
(Well, by definition it's hard to get suicide bombers with experience. –-Mark Steyn)
To: facedown
WE SMELL....TROLLS!!!
Jack.
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posted on
11/30/2005 11:27:28 PM PST
by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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