Is he sticking to his story?
I normally like sticky buns, but . . .. . . .. .
Oh for cryin' out loud!
You can't find someone in a HD to help get a large item out of the overhead, or to check you out when you are ready to leave, yet this putz thinks they have people on toilet patrol in case someone gets stuck????
What a maroon.
probably glued it himself!
Leave it to a lawyer and the activist judge to share in the fortune.
I don't care HOW funny some of you think this is, it's not. Think of it this way: Would you think it was funny if it was your Dad in there stuck to a toilet seat because some moronic teenagers wanted to play a cruel prank on him? Sorry to be such a spoil-sport, but this is just downright mean! Can you even imagine the embarrassment this man must have suffered?
HAhaHAhaHA! If he thinks he was humiliated then, wait till HD's lawyers get through with him. Whatta chump!
"The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions."
Alas, a missed marketing moment for Goof Off located nearby on the shelves!
I had a friend who was a resident MD at a local hospital around the middle of the last century. They brought in some poor woman who was stuck to a toilet seat. Her husband had painted it and they thought it was dry. Not dry enough. They called the fire department then an ambulance and finally had to load her up for a trip to the hospital. She got more exposure than she wanted.
Why would anybody sit on a toilet seat covered with a sticky substance?
I'll be glued to the TV awaiting a resolution of this case.
Stuck on stupid
Actually I try to stay out of the restrooms at Home Depot anyway... in Atlanta they refer to the men's room at the 24 hour store as "The Homo Depot" and for good reason.
"They just let me rot."
Ah. Very observant of Mayor Nagin and the "out-flow-ees" from NO, I see.
BTW - was Tony Stewart seen in close proximity?
LVM
Man... if you find your butt glued to the toilet seat, call 911... not Home Depot !!! It's like calling a restaurant when you get poisoned... LOL
Ewwwww. Even my children know to wipe the seat before sitting down in a public restroom. I think I'll tell them about this story, just to make the habit stick.
Superglued to then oxtered from the loo ping. He really shouldn't take this kind of c*@p.
Look where it happened, Boulder. Too bad it wasn't Ward Churchill.
If he was sitting on a toilet in the display area, why for?? Going for a test drive??
I agree with others who have stated that the circumstances are suspicious, i.e., maybe this was a case of BYOG (Bring your own Glue) ...