CAPTION Helen (Mega Hurl Alert)

The Political Teen, Bill Maher ^ | 10-30-05 | Unkn

[MinuteGal]

Helen of Oy

Leni

[weave09]

"She" looks like that puppet that used to be on the old Hollywood Squares game in the 70's. Wayland and Madam?

[small voice in the wilderness]

What cracks me up is the fact she is wearing pearls. And a silk blouse. And lipstick. Like those are going to help somehow.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. The only reason she still lives is because the Grim Reaper can't sneek up on her. Even he has his limits.

[RippleFire]

It's awful early for that kind of photo!

[manwiththehands]

It's hard to tell, but is that an orangutan, or Helen Thomas?

[mad puppy]

Helen farting on TV.

Truth is I'm trying to figure out how to post pictures. Please ignore this post (and Helen). Thank you.

[Jambe]

Helen, is that your normal face or did your neck throw-up?

[Michael.SF.]

My squinting? Well, I guess I developed it over the years trying to see through the holes in the paper bag my husband asks me to wear each night. He said it's good for my complexion.

[Charles Henrickson]

Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.

[exile]

I just realized what this hag reminds me of. Does anybody remember the puppet "Madam" from the seventies?

[NRA2BFree]

LMBO! She's so ugly! Inside and out.

[pabianice]

"I Championed Radical Leftist Feminism for 40 Years and All I got was this Ugly Kisser!"

[OB1kNOb]

You reversed the pictures...

LOL! My mistake.....albeit one that anyone could make ;-)

[lotsaguns]

AAAGGGGHHH!!!! My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[small voice in the wilderness]

"Did you know, Bill, I was the former ambassador to the Pygmy Tribe of the African Congo? I am solely responsible for their sudden turn to veganism. ...I take pride in that...I am told they still have my photo hanging in their village square...And they are still vegans...I take pride in that..."

[rabidralph]

I think the sign behind her says HOURS OF SLOPPY SECONDS

[Michael Bluth]

Helen?

Is that you?

You know, dear, the meds you take probably do taste pretty awful.

But you must take them anyway.

Not stop making that face.

You're scaring the decent people and cracking the good mirrors.

That's a dear.

[Constantine XIII]

Yes, It was ME!!!

[Brofholdonow]

"Not being able to sleep, Helen went for the medicine cabinet, but because of the darkness she messaged her face with crazy glue instead of the usual 000 sandpaper."

[Cyber Ninja]

Helen Thomas presents evidence that there should
be a 5 day waiting period on ugly sticks.