25 ways to tell if you're a Redneck

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[WKB]

BTW Having family that own these makes them easier to find.:>)

[vin-one]

great pic......

[WKB]

Thanks

See #41

[gibonski]

Hey, I recognize those two guys.
They are from Boston, Mass. They work on the ramp at Logan Airport!

[NorseWood]

You might be a redneck if you use a leaf blower to clean out your living room.

[MarineBrat]

If a tornado hits your neighborhood and causes $100,000 worth of improvements.... you might be a redneck!

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Bubba's got him a pontoon boat!

[Phantom Lord]

You might be a redneck if you use a leaf blower to clean out your living room.

No joke. I use a leaf blower to clean out my mini van. I just open the tailgate and start at the front and blow it all out the back.

You laugh, but it works!

[WKB]

One more and I'm done

[absolootezer0]

Naw, if it is directed at white people of European ancestory, it can't possibly be offensive. That's the only group that it's fair game on.

that's right. if you're a white person of african heritage tho, you'll get stomped by the ACLU for claiming to be african-american.

[Dave Burns]

Redneck is a racist derogatory term rooted in ones skin color. The so-called redneck is a person of mostly of Irish and Scottish ancestry who came to America as indentured servants, a social position lower than a slave. Many of these people were left behind by our country after the civil war. These people are under represented in Ivy League colleges and positions of power like the Supreme Court etc. As a Northerner, I believe that these people should be included in every affirmative action program. Data should be collected to see that they are fairly represented in positions of power.Someday I hope that a person will be judged by the content of their character not the color of their skin.

[Dave Burns]

Redneck is a racist derogatory term rooted in ones skin color. The so-called redneck is a person of mostly of Irish and Scottish ancestry who came to America as indentured servants, a social position lower than a slave. Many of these people were left behind by our country after the civil war. These people are under represented in Ivy League colleges and positions of power like the Supreme Court etc. As a Northerner, I believe that these people should be included in every affirmative action program. Data should be collected to see that they are fairly represented in positions of power.Someday I hope that a person will be judged by the content of their character not the color of their skin.

[brownsfan]

"that's right. if you're a white person of african heritage tho, you'll get stomped by the ACLU for claiming to be african-american."

Not really. Te-RA-za got away with it.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

OMG!!! The dogs across the street do that, LOL!

[WKB]

Redneck is a racist derogatory term rooted in ones skin color



The only people offended by the phrase "redneck"
are Nonrednecks!!!

[colorcountry]

You have to roll up your sleeve and look at your arm to spell your wife's name...

You quit your job because deer season is fixin to start...

Your car's antitheft device is the way it looks....

You think people with grass in their yards ar uppity...
(raises hand again ((I DO live in a desert))

You've been fired from a construction job because of your appearance...

[Phantom Lord]

[daku]

where is the ACLU when Apalation Americans need them ?

[manwiththehands]

From a documentary on tornadoes on the Discovery channel:

They interviewed a guy who lived in a trailer who survived. He said:" Ya' know, they say when a tornado is coming it sounds like a train. It don't sound like no train. We didn't hear none of that 'woo! woo!'"

[Black Tooth]

26. You live in Texas and want to change the state motto to read, "At least we aren't Louisiana".