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25 ways to tell if you're a Redneck
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Posted on 11/01/2005 6:50:26 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Stand Watch Listen
Also, blacks will not admit that blindly supporting the Democratic party for the past 60 years has gotten them nothing, unless illegitimacy, illiteracy, crime-infestation, and addiction were listed as "Goals".
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posted on
11/01/2005 6:08:12 PM PST
by
MHT
To: Phantom Lord
...you think the 12 to 20 lbs. on the side of the diaper box is how much it will hold.
To: Phantom Lord
123
posted on
11/01/2005 6:22:59 PM PST
by
ladyinred
("Progressive" = code word for Communist/Nazi)
To: Sonora
Two Latino dudes were walking down the road. A white guy says, "Hey! You two brothers?"
"No," one of the Latinos says. "We're Mexicans!"
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posted on
11/01/2005 10:15:46 PM PST
by
Marie
(After 6 years of planning and working for the goal, I am now a TEXAN!!)
To: Dave Burns
Balderdash. Being a redneck is behavioral trait. Only a tiny minority of white people are rednecks.
125
posted on
11/01/2005 10:25:10 PM PST
by
Melas
(What!? Read or learn something? Why would anyone do that, when they can just go on being stupid)
To: stumpy
Your post brought tears to my eyes. If anyone knows the real meaning of Christmas, it is you and your children.
God Bless
To: linkinpunk; WKB; Quilla; Phantom Lord; Gamecock; cynicom
One more for the pot (no pun intended). Do we claim him?
To: WKB
128
posted on
11/22/2005 5:09:02 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(Budding Amillennialist)
To: Phantom Lord; HarleyD; Alex Murphy; Dr. Eckleburg
My cousin married her former brother-in-law, who happens to be her second cousin.
His kids call her "cousin momma," her kids call him "uncle daddy." Think about it: She is related to her step-kids by blood.
Something just ain't right in that whole mess....
129
posted on
11/22/2005 5:15:12 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(Budding Amillennialist)
To: Gamecock
I had to diagram that simply to figure it out. ;O)
130
posted on
11/22/2005 5:38:32 AM PST
by
HarleyD
(Joh 8:36 "So if the Son makes you free, you will be free indeed.)
To: HarleyD
It took us the better part of an hour to fiqure it all out. It is much more complicated than just what I posted: the respective ex-spouses are also second cousins to each other and have since gotten married.
But without that, here are some more of the details:
She: Step-daugters are her 2nd cousins, once removed.
He: Ditto
Kids: 3rd Cousins to each other
131
posted on
11/22/2005 5:50:45 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(Budding Amillennialist)
To: Paloma_55
Another one of my favorite Jeff Foxworthy ones is:
You might be a Redneck when someone comes to your door thinking you're having a lawn sale.
Man, I love that man's sense of humor. If you haven't heard any of his skits, his CD's would make a perfect Christmas Gift. Peggy Sue and the spool table is also one of my favorites!
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posted on
11/22/2005 5:55:12 AM PST
by
not2worry
(What Goes Around Comes Around!)
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