You talkin' to me?
Posted on 11/01/2005 6:50:26 AM PST by Phantom Lord
Does 12 out of 25 make me a redneck? LOL
Humor? Humor heck.
I think he was talking about me.
Call out the ACLU!
This has to offend someone. LOL
Thanks a bunch for posting -- I needed that good laugh today.
I always liked the "You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If..."
...You have ever used the force to get a beer from the fridge without having to get up off the couch, or...
...If the land-speeder is covered more than 30% with primer...
I think Jeff Foxworthy created this.
in addition...
Your mother in law comes out of the bathroom and says "Hey, y'all gotta come take a look at this!"
Directions to your house include the words "Turn off the paved road"
You are mowing your lawn and you find a car!
I'm gettin' a little misty eyed here....first time I ever got a perfect score on anything!
LOL - Congratulations!
I thought the Koran did have page numbers on it?
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
What's wrong with that?
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"Enuf redneck jokes. I'm calling the ACLU!"
"Call out the ACLU!
This has to offend someone. LOL "
Naw, if it is directed at white people of European ancestory, it can't possibly be offensive. That's the only group that it's fair game on.
Printing this out to take over to Grumpy Batchelor Brother.
Thinks he meets all the ones that don't require marriage.
Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from between her lips before telling the state trooper to "kiss my a$$".
snicker
You might be a redneck, if yer mama'nems ever told a state trooper to kiss her @ss, without taking the Marlboro out of her mouth.
"This has to offend someone. LOL "
no kidding, replace redneck with sambo and see how far this would go ;)
Dang. Beat me to it.
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