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Caption This: Help Matt Drudge out with Maureen Dowd Photo! (It's getting beer-thirty am)
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| 30 OCT 05
| DCBRYAN1
Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1
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To: Senator Pardek
>>>Sorry - but I'd hit it.
Yes, that is sorry... :)
201
posted on
10/30/2005 8:13:43 PM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(Liberals - Stuck on Stupid.)
To: DCBryan1; dighton
It's quarter to three
There's no one in the place except you and me
So set 'em up, Joe
I got a little story I think you oughtta know
We're drinking, my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my lost love
That two-timing, double-crossing, cheating, thankless, repulsive, warty little toad
And one more for the road
Leni
To: WideGlide
203
posted on
10/30/2005 8:40:58 PM PST
by
ConservativeMan55
(DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
To: DCBryan1
not even close. I bet Mo shaves and bathes.
204
posted on
10/30/2005 8:47:52 PM PST
by
satchmodog9
(Free choice is not what it seems)
To: Positive
I keep hearing...
"I won't like it and neither will you. And oh yeah honey, you'll never stop paying for it."
205
posted on
10/30/2005 8:48:58 PM PST
by
Rate_Determining_Step
(US Military - Draining the Swamp of Terrorism since 2001!)
To: oldbill
206
posted on
10/30/2005 8:53:50 PM PST
by
Rate_Determining_Step
(US Military - Draining the Swamp of Terrorism since 2001!)
To: Rate_Determining_Step
What is Bikramming? I think it may have something to do with hitting a bump while riding your Schwinn.
207
posted on
10/30/2005 9:02:10 PM PST
by
jellybean
(George Allen 2008)
To: ChadGore
Nice fishnets there Maureen, now excuse me while I go suck on a shotgun.
She belongs in a museum.
Regards
To: SkyPilot
To: DCBryan1
Dowd incorrectly describes herself as a modern girl. She is really a post-modern feminist. At her age, she should probably consider giving up the chase and going lesbian. In that case she would be a po-mo homo MoDo.
To: DCBryan1
She's still old and hating herself for not being able to physically cope with the marathons of Michael Douglas' sexual addiction. She's also right where she belongs, waiting in a bar for the right man who'll never arrive. I do pity the extreme leftist hag.
211
posted on
10/30/2005 9:40:31 PM PST
by
Pagey
(The Clintons ARE the true definition of the word WRETCHED!)
To: Nachoman
And this would be her po-mo homo MoDo ho photo, no?
212
posted on
10/30/2005 9:48:16 PM PST
by
dangus
To: dangus
213
posted on
10/30/2005 9:52:27 PM PST
by
dangus
To: DCBryan1
"If I'd only have choosen to go to Hollywood to be a movie star, my life might would be worth living."
To: Rate_Determining_Step
Bikram is a yoga thing. All of these new-age airheads like Dowd were into yoga.
It shows the value base of these nitwits, and how important it is to be "in" with the rest of the Manhattanites' fads.
215
posted on
10/31/2005 9:17:36 AM PST
by
oldbill
To: Boazo
Bwahhaaahahahah
You photo shop guys are killing me :)
216
posted on
10/31/2005 1:04:09 PM PST
by
lormand
(Dead people vote DemocRAT)
To: oldbill
Good catch!!!!
Meeeeoooowwww
To: DCBryan1
218
posted on
10/31/2005 2:24:51 PM PST
by
Ghengis
(Alexander was a wuss!)
To: Ghengis
I like it, I really like it.
219
posted on
10/31/2005 3:44:15 PM PST
by
DCBryan1
(Veni, Vidi, Visa (I came, I saw, I spent))
To: DCBryan1
If she wasn't so manly-looking, she'd be good looking.
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