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VANITY: CASTING NOTICE "ABLE DANGER"Written and Directed by Mel Gibson
10-30-05 | Jo Nuvark

Posted on 10/30/2005 8:16:24 AM PST by Jo Nuvark

CASTING NOTICE: Mel Gibson Entertainment is looking for actors for upcoming action-thriller titled "Able Danger". Mr. Gibson will be playing the role of Lt. Shaeffer, but is pleased to announce that Mr. Larry Hagman will be cast in the role of President Clinton. It has been rumored that Ellen Degenerest's agent has contacted Mr. Gibson about playing the role of Senator Clinton. Other actors in consideration are Tim Robbins, Susan Serandon and Alec Baldwin. Please send submissions to MGE, Malibu, California.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: abledanger; casting; dontquityourdayjob; humor; melgibson; notfunny; realnovakisfunnier
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1 posted on 10/30/2005 8:16:25 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: Jo Nuvark

Please say you're not kidding and that the release date is in August 2008.


2 posted on 10/30/2005 8:17:28 AM PST by thoughtomator (Ninety-nine Republican Arlen Specters aren’t worth one Democratic Zell Miller)
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To: Jo Nuvark
Larry Hagman will be cast in the role of President Clinton. It has been rumored that Ellen Degenerest's agent has contacted Mr. Gibson about playing the role of Senator Clinton

Talk about type-casting!

And Mel as the uber-patriot LT Schaeffer!

Thanks for the snickers opportunity, Jo.

3 posted on 10/30/2005 8:21:58 AM PST by woofer
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To: thoughtomator

I wish... However, if anyone out there is listening (Mel).... Needs to be done well. Needs Gibson's sex appeal. Glad you like.


4 posted on 10/30/2005 8:23:36 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: woofer

You're welcome.

Is Larry Hagman still alive. I always though he looked like Bill Clinton. Sorry, Larry, I know you were only acting.


5 posted on 10/30/2005 8:24:32 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: Jo Nuvark

I nominate Jamie Gorelick as herself.


6 posted on 10/30/2005 8:24:54 AM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: woofer

...alive. = alive?
...though = thought


7 posted on 10/30/2005 8:25:27 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: TADSLOS

...I nominate Jamie Gorelick as herself...

Someone mentioned Cloris Leachman??? Do you think Harrison Ford would sign on to this? He could play Jamie.


8 posted on 10/30/2005 8:27:31 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: Jo Nuvark

Who would be on the 9-11 commission?


9 posted on 10/30/2005 8:32:43 AM PST by ditto h (make the next nomination, and let the games begin.)
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Do you think Harrison Ford would sign on to this? He could play Jamie.

Nah, save him for the Joe Wilson role in a sequel titled "The Yellowcake Trail"...or..."How I spent my taxpayer funded time on the road tracking down WMD". Forcing Jamie playing herself in this role would be perfect.

10 posted on 10/30/2005 8:37:34 AM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: Jo Nuvark

Larry got a new liver!


11 posted on 10/30/2005 8:38:51 AM PST by montomike
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To: ditto h

...Who would be on the 9-11 commission?...

Lehman, Kerry, Kojm, Thompson, Gorelick, Kean, Hamilton, Ben Venista, Fieldin, Gorton, Roemer.

Go for it people. I have their pix in a file, but I don't know how to post them. You can find them on the web in two clicks.


12 posted on 10/30/2005 8:43:14 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: TADSLOS

It would be interesting to see this played in Revolutionary era like "The Patriot", only... you know the names would be changed to implicate the guilty.

"Able Danger" makes "Watergate" look like a wannabe.


13 posted on 10/30/2005 8:45:32 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: Jo Nuvark
Yeah, but WTF is up with the creepy Saddam-esque beard?

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14 posted on 10/30/2005 8:45:36 AM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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Someone mentioned Cloris Leachman??? Do you think Harrison Ford would sign on to this? He could play Jamie.

I think Cloris Leachman is dead? but then they could dig her up, stuff some Disney animatronics up her butt, an have her play Al Gore

15 posted on 10/30/2005 8:46:16 AM PST by tophat9000 ("Space for rent")
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To: montomike

That's right. He got a new liver.

You know, they say you can't live without a live(r). Glad to know he is doing well. He is a terrific actor and has overcome a lot. A great American, I think. Keeps his mouth shut and acts.


16 posted on 10/30/2005 8:47:23 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: GraniteStateConservative

Wow! That picture is something. However, even if he is trying to prove evolution, Mel is still sexy.


17 posted on 10/30/2005 8:49:29 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: GraniteStateConservative

Wow! That picture is something. However, even if he is trying to prove evolution, Mel is still sexy.


18 posted on 10/30/2005 8:49:31 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: tophat9000

...have her (Leachman) play Al Gore...

LOL!!! Please, have some respect for the dead.

Cloris Leachman was an incredible actor/commedienne. I loved her in "Young Frankenstein". I even liked her in "Rhoda". She was so funny. Great timing and face.


19 posted on 10/30/2005 8:51:58 AM PST by Jo Nuvark
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To: Jo Nuvark

Cindy Sheehan as Jamie Gorelick!


20 posted on 10/30/2005 9:23:50 AM PST by somemoreequalthanothers (All for the betterment of "the state", comrade)
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