Man, I *hate* it when that happens.
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Posted on 10/26/2005 10:05:15 AM PDT by NormsRevenge
He was flown by Mercy Air to an area hospital and was in serious condition.
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Ouch! Hope he makes a ful recovery.
>> Two turkeys were walking across southbound Route 79 <<
Doesn't anybody wonder WHY?
Chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, wrong joke."
Don't let those turkeys get you.
"Doesn't anybody wonder WHY?
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To get to the other side?
Wild turkeys are pretty common in California, these days.
Doesn't anybody wonder WHY?
To get to the uther side. DUH!
So......when is the turkey dinner?
Bad, Turkey, bad!
it's getting to be that time of the season. Believe it or not there are some women in San Diego that serve dead bird for dinner around the end of Novemeber. Imagine that! Some of these same San Diegans have claimed to hear actual human voices coming from radios!
"Oh the humanity!"
Man, I *hate* it when that happens.
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When you're driving down the highway at night
And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite
Don't give Johnny Walker a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You've been arrested for driving while blind
Soon, very soon.
The sweet potaters are almost done.;-)
I had a room mate who used to get hit with Wild Turkey every week. Sometimes he wouldn't wake up until noon the next day.
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "giving the biker the bird" . . .
I've gotten hurt by Wild Turkey before myself, only in bottle form.
No, it's quite obvious. Those two birds were out trying to find their dealer and score some Tryptophan. Let's hope the authorities find the supplier and give him a good roasting.
Was that the 101... or the 85?
A couple of years ago I was returning in the evening from fishing on a winding and narrow road.
I had a guy tailgating me in a big sized new pickup. I went around a curve and a flight of wild turkeys just missed me.
He nailed about 12 big birds. That stopped his tailgating. He pulled over to pull the dead birds out of his grill and one in his window. The front window and the passenger side window looked like someone had thrown 12 to 20# bricks at the windows.
The good news, he had enough dead and dying wild turkeys for Thanksgiving and Christmas for really large reunions.
Entrance to (the) 280.
LOL
you beat me to posting that pic
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