Posted on 10/26/2005 9:31:26 AM PDT by LibWhacker
A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.
49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.
Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.
He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.
Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.
Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food.
The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.
What a sh*tty thing to do!
Carrot cake is great, too!
Don't read that kinda crap. :-(
Customer caught on video: "Hey, since when do they put corn on doughnuts?"
What can you expect from fv<ked up Muslim POS!!!! They fv<king come to this country only to wage their Jihad in various forms....and this is one of them.....
Yuck! We do more and more of our own cooking at home in self defense. There are crazies out there folks.
Blech...I am going to barf!!!
I remember that story. It was a made for TV special with Farrah Fawcett and that guy with a mustache bigger than him, can't remember his name but he was on Lonesome Dove??
I'm not convinced by the circumstantial evidence. It's perfectly natural to have on your nightstand a glass of water, a devotional, a small fan, and a bowel movement.
Can you imagine this guy in prison? I don't know if anyone here watched the HBO series OZ, but there was an episode where one of the neo-nazis was strapped down to the floor and one of the prisoners took a dump on the dude's face. That would be an average day for Madoodie Mahummabun or whatever his name is. He will get his just deserts.
Well, at least we finally learned what happened to Behrouz...
"this has to stop, this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes"
That one cracked me up.
Murder in Texas (1981) with Sam Elliott as Dr. Hill. He laced her pastries with crapola and when she was very sick, gave her a hypo filled with poop to speed things up.
Sick, sick puppy.
Surprisingly enough, this name translated means I shat on your pastries.
His most popular song - De do do do, de ca ca ca, I sprinkle my doo on your food.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Minutes later, still giggling about that one...tear coming from the corner of my eye...just what I needed.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
It took me a second to get that.
};O)
OK. I read it ten times and still don't get it.
Read it 24 times...
Nice poem and tagline.
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