Nothing New In Ubersexual (El Rushbo Comes Out Of The Closet Alert)

Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | 10/11/05 | Rush Limbaugh

[goldstategop]

Manhood is back in fashion... now for a stunning announcement - the Maha Rushie - the one and only El Rusho has declared he came out of the closet. As an ubersexual!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[Keith in Iowa]

Related item: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46788

[dr_lew]

Rush is the Original Nerd.

[goldstategop]

Human nature hasn't changed... it was just a matter of time before women got tired of emoting girly men and wanted a real one. If a woman needs someone to huggy-wuggy with, there are her girlfriends. Let men be men.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[Michael.SF.]

Number three is Bill Clinton

I think Bill is number Two. (IYKWIM)

[writer33]

Ubersexual bump!

:)

[GSlob]

The first known recorded ubersexual in the literal meaning of the word was one Enkidu from Gilgamesh epic, about 5000 years ago. He was a "wild man" and to tame him a bit they offered to him certain hierodule [temple prostitute] Shamash as a bait. Well, he took the bait and they were coupling without breaks for seven says and seven nights [168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]. Thus he became an ubersexual benchmark, and the record is still standing.

[Cougar66]

So 'ubersexual' is what most men should be anyway and now we give it a name? Sheesh.

[thoughtomator]

MATATHIA: Excellence in everything. Fine wine, good cigars, understanding the finer things. That's sort of quintessentially it.

Among the finer things are kneepads and taxpayer sponsorship.

[goldstategop]

I noticed every one on the list is a liberal. Does that mean the Left is giving up on the metrosexual chic? ;-)

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[Waco]

When is jimmie carter comming out? Algorejr? johnkerrycon?

[battlegearboat]

What color ribbon do they wear?

[Bellflower]

Bill Clinton not concerned by what people think??? I think not. He's the Pres that ran by the polls. Also he cheats on his wife. To me he seems like slime personified.

[yankeedame]

Here's the list. Number ten on a list of ubersexuals is Jon Stewart.

Number nine is Guy Ritchie.

Number eight is Pierce Brosnan.

Number seven is Ewan McGregor.

Number six is Barack Obama.

Number five is Arnold Schwarzenegger

Number four is Donald Trump.

Number three is Bill Clinton.

Number two is George Clooney,

and number one is Bono

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[I got these pictures off of Clusty. I typed in the name and added 2005 to the end, hoping thereby to get a fairly recent photo. I threw out both the "glamor-boy" and the embarrassingly dorky pics. and went with something in the middle. It wasn't easy...the temptation to post the picture was great! --YD]

[NickatNite2003]

They don't..they wear pink ties.

[GiovannaNicoletta]

By definition, a liberal man cannot be a real man because liberalism is a woman's ideology and any man who buys into it can never be a real man.

Every man on the list, with the possible exception of Trump, is a liberal and therefore has no business being mentioned in the same sentence with the word "masculine". Bill Clinton, the rapist, is just a dime-store psychopath who hates women and should not be on the list because a woman-hater can never be a real man.

Redo the list and take all the liberal, feminine men out. All the re-branding in the world will not make a man out of a neutered liberal male.

[Misterioso]

So 'ubersexual' is what most men should be anyway and now we give it a name?

Most men?

[Eastbound]

(IKWYM)

[Caipirabob]

SALZMAN: An ubersexual is actually that much more macho. He's more willing to go out with other guys for dinner. He doesn’t care what people think. He's not worried that people think he's gay. He knows he's straight, and that's all that matters.

So he's gay. That's all I needed to know.

; )