[GSlob]

The first known recorded ubersexual in the literal meaning of the word was one Enkidu from Gilgamesh epic, about 5000 years ago. He was a "wild man" and to tame him a bit they offered to him certain hierodule [temple prostitute] Shamash as a bait. Well, he took the bait and they were coupling without breaks for seven says and seven nights [168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]. Thus he became an ubersexual benchmark, and the record is still standing.

[Eastbound]

"[168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]."

Is it possible that the herb for long life back then was the precursor for Viagra? I mean, maybe the phrase describing Enki 'watering the dikes' was to be taken literally -- not just a metaphor.

[Col Freeper]

The first known recorded ubersexual in the literal meaning of the word was one Enkidu from Gilgamesh epic, about 5000 years ago. He was a "wild man" and to tame him a bit they offered to him certain hierodule [temple prostitute] Shamash as a bait. Well, he took the bait and they were coupling without breaks for seven says and seven nights [168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]. Thus he became an ubersexual benchmark, and the record is still standing.

That was the record?

Heck, I broke that record easily with my first wife when I was in my twenties.

I'm working on breaking it again with my fifth wife now that I am in my fifties.

I started to move to Utah and marry two twenty-year olds, but I realized that I wasn't wired for 220.

Wow, looking at my life experiences, I realize that I am obviously an ULTRA-ubersexual.

No, really, I'm not kidding you ......really!