To: goldstategop
The first known recorded ubersexual in the literal meaning of the word was one Enkidu from Gilgamesh epic, about 5000 years ago. He was a "wild man" and to tame him a bit they offered to him certain hierodule [temple prostitute] Shamash as a bait. Well, he took the bait and they were coupling without breaks for seven says and seven nights [168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]. Thus he became an ubersexual benchmark, and the record is still standing.
7 posted on
10/11/2005 10:53:14 PM PDT by
GSlob
To: GSlob
"[168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]." Is it possible that the herb for long life back then was the precursor for Viagra? I mean, maybe the phrase describing Enki 'watering the dikes' was to be taken literally -- not just a metaphor.
To: GSlob
The first known recorded ubersexual in the literal meaning of the word was one Enkidu from Gilgamesh epic, about 5000 years ago. He was a "wild man" and to tame him a bit they offered to him certain hierodule [temple prostitute] Shamash as a bait. Well, he took the bait and they were coupling without breaks for seven says and seven nights [168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]. Thus he became an ubersexual benchmark, and the record is still standing. That was the record?
Heck, I broke that record easily with my first wife when I was in my twenties.
I'm working on breaking it again with my fifth wife now that I am in my fifties.
I started to move to Utah and marry two twenty-year olds, but I realized that I wasn't wired for 220.
Wow, looking at my life experiences, I realize that I am obviously an ULTRA-ubersexual.
No, really, I'm not kidding you ......really!
33 posted on
10/12/2005 7:03:26 AM PDT by
Col Freeper
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