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To: GSlob
The first known recorded ubersexual in the literal meaning of the word was one Enkidu from Gilgamesh epic, about 5000 years ago. He was a "wild man" and to tame him a bit they offered to him certain hierodule [temple prostitute] Shamash as a bait. Well, he took the bait and they were coupling without breaks for seven says and seven nights [168 hours - in pre-Viagran epoch, no less!]. Thus he became an ubersexual benchmark, and the record is still standing.

That was the record?

Heck, I broke that record easily with my first wife when I was in my twenties.

I'm working on breaking it again with my fifth wife now that I am in my fifties.

I started to move to Utah and marry two twenty-year olds, but I realized that I wasn't wired for 220.

Wow, looking at my life experiences, I realize that I am obviously an ULTRA-ubersexual.

No, really, I'm not kidding you ......really!

33 posted on 10/12/2005 7:03:26 AM PDT by Col Freeper (Hacking and slashing at the tentacles of Islamofascism!)
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To: Col Freeper
"That was the record?"
Remember - it was continuous performance, without any breaks - for lunch, nap, bathroom [not yet invented as of 5000 yrs ago], coffee [similarly not yet known]. That's why it is a record. Many people could run 26 miles as a bunch of separate 100 yards dashes.
34 posted on 10/12/2005 7:38:00 AM PDT by GSlob
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