"C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon now boot me baby!"
"PCs are strange, when you're an Apple,
networks are lonely when you're a Mac.
Linux seems wicked, when you're an iBook
at least your company makes the iPod...."
LOL
Those are great!
"Show me the way to the next Cyber Bar..."
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I didn't say to you
Goodyear Eagle is my tire
"People are ugly
When you've been drinking
Showing your penis
Scares them away"
LOL!