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Spider fooled into sex by drop-dead male
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 10/5/05 | Roger Highfield

Posted on 10/04/2005 7:58:10 PM PDT by saquin

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To: softwarecreator

"I just knew this would be a fun thread to visit."

"Definitely.  This one is just begging to become the "joke thread"!"

The University of Oklahoma is being reported as the home base of 'Spiderwoman' (the late Spidey's mate).

Her official university ID (and license plate) read:    OU 812

(ducking quickly)

41 posted on 10/04/2005 9:06:31 PM PDT by RebelTex (Freedom is everyone's right - and everyone's responsibility!)
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To: arasina

Thanks - it's funny because it's true. (It's also stolen, but never mind that.)


42 posted on 10/04/2005 9:06:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (It took 6 grand juries to indict Tom Delay. That's 5 more than it takes to indict a ham sandwich.)
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To: RebelTex
Her official university ID (and license plate) read: OU 812


43 posted on 10/04/2005 9:08:15 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
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To: saquin
The male nursery web spider (Pisaura mirabilis) faces an aggressive - and bigger - female when he feels the need to mate.

That's a common problem for a lot of spider species. Here's a photo I took of a male and female Orb-Weaver spider. I saw the male enter the web and slooowly sidle up to the female, and work his way around her a bit, but he was taking his time so carefully that I finally gave up watching after about 45 minutes. He was carefully being extremely cautious. And this isn't magnified very much, she was frickin' huge, about as big across as the palm of my hand (including legs, of course).

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44 posted on 10/04/2005 9:19:53 PM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: softwarecreator

Yep - thought about them, but decided to make something up about spiders, since that's what this thread is supposed to be about.

Besides, I don't have any of their alblums, CDs or pics to post. LOL

;^D


45 posted on 10/04/2005 9:23:41 PM PDT by RebelTex (Freedom is everyone's right - and everyone's responsibility!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

"I thought males were supposed to feign death after copulation."


NOW everyone tells me.

"You suffer from premature death feignination!"


46 posted on 10/04/2005 9:51:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you slam the military, you will be called on it. Don't like that? Too bad. Go cry to Osama.)
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To: saquin
Hahahahahahahahahaha!

And we thought it was important not to forget the gift!

47 posted on 10/04/2005 9:54:24 PM PDT by Savage Beast (Sin in the name of God is the ultimate blasphemy.)
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To: Ichneumon

They were probably waiting for you to stop watching.


48 posted on 10/04/2005 10:06:37 PM PDT by Savage Beast (Sin in the name of God is the ultimate blasphemy.)
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To: Ichneumon; Junior; VadeRetro; longshadow; RadioAstronomer
From the article:
"It is important at what time in the process of copulation you get eaten," said Ms Bilde.

I suppose that's true.

49 posted on 10/05/2005 4:05:46 AM PDT by PatrickHenry (Disclaimer -- this information may be legally false in Kansas.)
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To: uglybiker

You have just redefined obscenity.


50 posted on 10/05/2005 4:14:59 AM PDT by Rocky (Air America: Robbing the poor to feed the Left)
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To: fizziwig

In that case the gift is a cigar.


51 posted on 10/05/2005 4:23:54 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: saquin

Feed them, mate, send roses, split.


52 posted on 10/05/2005 4:39:06 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. The DNC is his first stop.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; saquin; arasina

I wonder if he gets her to bring him the post-copulation beer ...


53 posted on 10/05/2005 5:45:27 AM PDT by pissant
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To: saquin

The old saying goes...""One way or another, you're paying for it!"


54 posted on 10/05/2005 5:49:47 AM PDT by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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"It is important at what time in the process of copulation you get eaten," said Ms Bilde.

I never worry about exactly when, as long as it's going to happen at some point.

55 posted on 10/05/2005 7:08:44 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: Ichneumon
You can count Spider-women among those who don't get any prettier in extreme close-up.
56 posted on 10/05/2005 7:11:08 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: saquin
Some male spiders pay the ultimate price for a few moments of pleasure when the female devours them after mating

With the human species, this only happens after marriage.
57 posted on 10/05/2005 7:14:21 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: cjshapi

Here's to being eaten before sex.


58 posted on 10/05/2005 9:40:07 AM PDT by Junior (From now on, I'll stick to science, and leave the hunting alien mutants to the experts!)
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****"It is important at what time in the process of copulation you get eaten," said Ms Bilde.****

I suppose that's true.

It's all in the sequencing.....

59 posted on 10/05/2005 11:01:16 AM PDT by longshadow
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To: rockrr
The female is distracted by the gift, the male feigns death   interest later reviving to begin copulation
60 posted on 10/05/2005 11:31:32 AM PDT by grjr21
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