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Posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:57 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case
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A US judge will go on trial today charged with three counts of indecent exposure after allegedly masturbating using a “penis pump” while presiding over a murder case. Witnesses claim they could hear the noise of the device coming from beneath the robes of Donald Thompson as he sat on the bench. The 58-year-old former district judge had served at Creek County Court, Oklahoma, where he was charged, for 22 years. The sex toy will be presented as evidence during the trial. The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson’s bench, despite his lawyers’ attempts to get the evidence barred. Thompson faces 10 years in prison and a £11,000 (20,000 dollar) fine for each offence. If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison. He is accused of using the pump during two murder trials and a civil case in 2003. Jurors claim they heard what sounded like a bicycle pump or blood-pressure pump. One “heard ’a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch’ and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms“, according to documents filed by the state attorney general. Court reporter Lisa Foster told authorities she saw the bespectacled judge attach and use the device almost daily during one trial, and that the sounds could be heard on the tape she made. She claims she made notes when she saw Thompson using the pump during that trial and another first-degree murder trial in August 2003. The bizarre events were also witnessed by police officers giving evidence, the papers say. According to an affidavit, a court-ordered DNA sample confirms the fluids found in his old courtroom and office were semen. Judge C Allen McCall has not yet decided whether jurors will get to hear Ms Foster’s audio recording. Thompson claims the pump was just a joke gift from a friend. Both sides will begin quizzing a 350-member jury pool at the Oklahoma court today. The trial is expected to last about two weeks. |
Yep, I'm always buying those things for my friends. Those penis pump gifts make me the life of the party.
Bad tagline. Bad!!!!!
Send him to a penal colony.
Will the defendant please rise.
I hope he gets a stiff sentence. Maybe even hard time. Gotta get this jerk off the streets.
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I wonder how much oral testimony will be allowed in this trial?
"Asked for another judicial opinion on the matter, Judge Harry Palms said "I see absolutely nothing wrong with this behavior in the courtroom; much ado about nothing.""
"Send in the FEMBOTS."
Or so I read in a book one time...
LOL!
"a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson’s bench"
Now why did he need two? I'll bet we will find out in the next National Enquirer. Two heads are better than one.
Will the evidence stand up in court?
Is there equal time for babes with a breast pump? LOL
Don't "ARRIVE" On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining.
Wasn't it Flip Wilson who said "here come da judge"?
Thanks for the ping...I "finally" beat you to an Industrial Strength thread (see 25)!
The kind you "read with one hand", no doubt...
I know after Katrina, things went up at the pump, but this is ridiculous.
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