[creeperdavis]

I came here from DU, they call me the creeper. Gonna start something, with a well known freeper. I'll be back at 7 oclock, wait until then, to give me the ZOT!!

Mr. Creeper

[andyandval]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Dammit! I was hoping for IBZT!

[doug from upland]

Gee, I thought a poem usually has more than two words.

On a side note, Arianna is being mocked on eBay -- COME AND ASK SELLER A QUESTION SO HE CAN MOCK HER SOME MORE

[alice_in_bubbaland]

What an idiot! Get a life!

[Semi Civil Servant]

[RetroSexual]

Mods are too fast. I no longer care about politics, rather I live to be in before the zot. I'm going to start doing Ib4tZ warmups every day before logging on.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Whats the point of posting now? Why didnt you just wait till 7:00? Will it be more interesting than this?

[Issaquahking]

IBTZ?



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Your to ofast!

[clintonh8r]

I talked to Cindy. She's still just not that into you....

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I have a poem; jeepers creepers, a creeper admist the FReepers.

[clintonh8r]

Would that be 7 AM or PM, and which time zone? You lefties aren't too good with details are you?

[sourcery]

I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot

Thanks for the laugh...

[N. Theknow]

Jeepers Creeper, Do you have a Beeber?

We can stune it or we can moon it.

Did a moose bite your sister? Are you a limp wrist Mister?

Jeepers Creeper, do you know what you got?

A real live FReeping Viking Kitties ZOT!

[Das Outsider]

Werr Kim arriz been uh ruva uh poetly! Heeyuh go, Meesa Trorr.



Deh once was trorr flum DU,
But fleepa dey say P.U.,
So trorr say "be back rater,"
Trorr juss a praya hayta,

When trorr come back tonight,
Deh gon be beeg fight,
In end Kim hab deh radies,
Wire deh trorr steer rocked in Hades.

[redhead]

[Syntyr]

No No Bad Dog!

[Charles Henrickson]

There once was a creeper from DU
Who made all the FReepers say, "Pee-yew!"
We played with the troll
Till the bell came to toll
That it's time to say, "Adios! See you!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Early to post
And early to zot
Makes a troll
Posted, toasted, and hot.

[T Minus Four]

...as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolls

LMAO!! Good job, Joyce!

[TheForceOfOne]

One, two, Kitties are coming for you,
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, gonna see some pics
Seven, eight, gonna seal your fate
Nine, ten, never Troll again!



Davis, its Michael on the computer in the secret room, I want you to stop playing on Free Republic now. Come back and finish your Jesus juice.

And last, a FReeper song to the tune of American Bandstand just for you!

We're goin' FReepin',
We're goin' FReepin' today,
Where things are poppin',
The American way,
We're gonna drop in,
On all the topics today,
And make a stand (Make a stand!)

We're goin' trollin',
We're gonna sniff out the crowd,
And they'll be prayin',
There's no ZOT! in the clouds,
And their heads will be ringin',
And they wont be feeling to proud,
When we ZOT'em,
Right out of the crowd,
Back to DU-land (DU-land!)