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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Local news ran ad saying that "a local criminal is to be put to death tonight - Live coverage at 11 pm" Is the execution scheduled before or after 11pm?
To: Alice au Wonderland
awww... crow feeding oughtta be televised
9,862
posted on
11/03/2005 7:08:06 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: operation clinton cleanup
I don't know and the news ad didn't say.
Perhaps if the lights dim.....
9,863
posted on
11/03/2005 7:10:07 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: NicknamedBob
*deep appreciative guffaw*
9,864
posted on
11/03/2005 7:10:19 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: HKMk23
I like it, rock, metal and Irish folk.
9,865
posted on
11/03/2005 7:10:45 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76
Currently 'seperated' but working on it.
Of course, Fate hates my guts and she loves to throw me curveballs.
So I'm just as liekly to have things work out as I am to wakeup in some odd place under varying conditions, a few of them quite possibly medical in nature.
"Yes, you did indeed get nailed with an arrow.. in the butt."
9,866
posted on
11/03/2005 7:10:48 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Did they mention what he requested for his last meal?
To: King Prout
Awww come on, I'll help. (with the rent I mean) LOL!
To: King Prout
They don't do it that way, anymore, up here. Now, it's clean, neat, behind the sheet (not really, but I couldn't resist the urge to rhyme). Bodies disposed of in a discreet manner.
No incentive for proto-criminals to change their doomed ways....
9,869
posted on
11/03/2005 7:12:07 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Darksheare
9,870
posted on
11/03/2005 7:12:33 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: operation clinton cleanup
No...why this macabre interest?
9,871
posted on
11/03/2005 7:13:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Darksheare
Stay single and get laid every now and again!
9,872
posted on
11/03/2005 7:13:35 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
9,873
posted on
11/03/2005 7:13:37 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; operation clinton cleanup
Last meal... YUMMY!
9,874
posted on
11/03/2005 7:14:40 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: operation clinton cleanup
If he requested his desert be wrapped up so he could eat it later... he just might be saved!
To: Darksheare
Now that you're here, I can inject you with the trial anti-typo serum. 'Tis obvious you need it badly.
Were you lurking earlier? ChadGore got busted by the mods for posting a foul poster.
9,876
posted on
11/03/2005 7:15:37 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland; operation clinton cleanup; King Prout
"No...why this macabre interest?" To please your brother, the last meal should consist of birdseed.
9,877
posted on
11/03/2005 7:15:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
They should bring back burning at the stick!
9,878
posted on
11/03/2005 7:15:57 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare
Or get one of Prout and DC's synthie-babes and get laid anytime you want.
9,879
posted on
11/03/2005 7:17:01 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Darksheare
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