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DFU SONG: Baby Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me (General Honore - don't get stuck on stupid)
DFU SONGS | 9-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 09/21/2005 11:13:43 AM PDT by doug from upland

BABY BABY DON'T GET HOOKED ON ME

When the press conference took a really wrong turn
The general would be fixing it
There's a question that's dumb as can be
So he would be nixing it

Reporters often make a really foolish mob
General Honore had been up to the job

Why on stupid are you always stuck
Why is it questions always suck
Why on stupid are you always stuck
This time, nitwit, you are out of luck

Scott McClellan, I hope you had watched closely
A lesson you could surely learn
You reach out to them and they start attacking
You're far too nice and you get burned

In particular there's one obnoxious nut
Call her stupid and throw out Helen's old butt

Why on stupid are you always stuck
Why is it questions always suck
Why on stupid are you always stuck
This time, nitwit, you're out of luck

Why on stupid are you always stuck
Why is it questions always suck
Why on stupid are you always stuck
This time, nitwit, you're out of luck


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: generalhonore; katrina; stuckonstupid
This was requested, so don't blame me.
1 posted on 09/21/2005 11:13:45 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: NonValueAdded

Ping


2 posted on 09/21/2005 11:14:49 AM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: doug from upland

LOL! Good job! :-)


3 posted on 09/21/2005 11:15:37 AM PDT by saveliberty (Liberal=in need of therapy but would rather ruin the lives of those less fortunate to feel good.)
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To: All
DON'T GET STUCK ON STUPID
4 posted on 09/21/2005 11:18:18 AM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: doug from upland
Very good. Here is what I had in mind, with the tune of the BandAid commercial playing in your mind:

They are stuck on stupid, ‘cause stupid’s what they know;
They are stuck on stupid, ‘cause that’s the way they go;
When they’re fishing for a sound bite, talking points will always show,
They are stuck on stupid , ‘cause stupid’s what they know …
Extra points if you do a sound capture of uberlib Meg Ryan singing that song in City of Angels for the music.
5 posted on 09/21/2005 11:47:25 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Freedom of speech makes it much easier to spot the idiots." [Jay Lessig, 2/7/2005])
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And I hereby release any rights that might attach from posting that parody in #4. /s/ NonValueAdded


6 posted on 09/21/2005 11:51:55 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Freedom of speech makes it much easier to spot the idiots." [Jay Lessig, 2/7/2005])
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To: NonValueAdded

No MIDI for the bandaid song.


7 posted on 09/21/2005 11:59:44 AM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: doug from upland

Awesome.:)


8 posted on 09/21/2005 3:00:17 PM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: doug from upland

Here it is - almost to the bottom. Lots of other "precious" videos too.

http://thepoliticalteen.net/index.php


9 posted on 09/22/2005 8:23:08 AM PDT by eleni121 ('Thou hast conquered, O Galilean!' (Julian the Apostate))
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