Posted on 09/20/2005 9:19:01 PM PDT by JoeBob
Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT
China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
Kinda like Clinton himself?
How do you say slick Willy in Chinese?
Well, it's about time China got around to thanking Bill Clinton for aiding the sale of those missile secrets to them. For some reason, a condom seems so fitting, too.
After thinking it over, China has finally figured out that the bent one screwed them too (soon to be announced).
Clinton Legacy ping
Third posting of this today so far.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;s=condom
Somehow I doubt people will be anxious to have a Clinton on their wang. BOO-YAHH!! Smoked that b*tch.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1488103/posts
Chinese factory makes 'Clinton and Lewinsky' condoms
When I read this I was laughing so hard I forgot to do a search. Sorry.
No one can blame you for that. And just when you think it can't get any worse......
I thought they would be called "Sleaze in a Bag".
Hey, that's OK. I missed the first two and NEVER would have thought to do a search on this just in case someone came up with the idea. LOL!
What a legacy!
...and the jokes just seem to write themselves!
I'll put a pack on his headstone someday, right after I pee on it.
They come in a cigar box.
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