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Illegals, Fairfax wants to aid your bladder woes
The Washington Times ^ | 9-15-05 | Tom Knott

Posted on 09/15/2005 12:05:55 PM PDT by JZelle

Memo to our amigos in Central America: The Fairfax County Board of Supervisors has agreed to put out a $400,000 welcome mat to ease the illegal transition of your citizens in Herndon, Annandale and Culmore. In case you have not heard, some of your citizens illegally cross the border with bladder conditions and then have no choice but to relieve their discomfort after setting up shop on the grounds of private businesses. We crazy gringos never knew that our Central American friends were afflicted with so many bladder issues. But now we do, and in true American spirit, our duly elected officials are setting up day-laborer centers to ease the trauma of a weak bladder, both for the person with the weak bladder and those who might catch a glimpse of the person with the issue. The day-laborer centers will be equipped with bathrooms and other essential services, such as English classes and social counseling. Sometimes, day laborers have an urge to ogle women, and it would be awfully nice if the day laborers could discuss this need with a social worker. A social worker who has earned the proper number of graduate degrees could ask, "How does it make you feel to ogle women? And which feels more empowering: ogling women or relieving yourself against the side of the 7-Eleven?"

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 711; aliens; annandale; culmore; daylaborcenter; daylaborers; fairfaxcounty; herndon; illegalaliens; illegals; immigrantlist; immigration; jerrykilgore; kaine; liberals; tomknott; virginia
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This is a good one! Thanks Tom Knott.
1 posted on 09/15/2005 12:05:59 PM PDT by JZelle
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To: JZelle

Ah, importing and encouraging more gang related machete atttacks!


2 posted on 09/15/2005 12:10:33 PM PDT by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: JZelle

bttt


3 posted on 09/15/2005 12:11:26 PM PDT by Born Conservative ("I'm expecting that some people who are die-hards will die hard.'' -NOLA parish president)
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To: JZelle

Hand to God, this is true. 

Our neighborhood became infested with illegals over the past 18 months (South Philadelphia is now Managua) and THREE times now, I've observed the cuddly little disease carriers walk down the side walk, member hanging out of trow, urinating right in front of themselves as they stumble along.  THREE TIMES!!!

And that doesn't include the long damp spot weaving down the sidewalk I saw this Monday morning.

  Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

4 posted on 09/15/2005 12:12:28 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: HiJinx

Hijinx, you gotta read this one!


5 posted on 09/15/2005 12:13:21 PM PDT by azhenfud (He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
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To: JZelle

It gets worse. My wife teaches elementary school in Fairfax; 25 kids this year - I think three are legal, all miltary kids. The rest are from over 15 different nations, several speak no English at all. 25 kids. 16 languages. One teacher. Right. We're outta here when my kid graduates from HS in three. The schools up here look like the UN General Asssembly - and you are paying for it (just like the UN!). Help!


6 posted on 09/15/2005 12:15:38 PM PDT by Birdstrike
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To: JZelle

Herndon used to be such a nice place in which to live.
Then... the Islamicists came in.
Now... Illegal aliens.
I do hope my family members in the area shall not pay the price of such "tolerance" - even though one such, in the folly of old age, has acted to aid the former.


7 posted on 09/15/2005 12:19:55 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: JZelle

Gag. Glad there's not a big popualtion of illegals where I live now. It's even the legals (migrants) who do it. I'd always cringe when I saw a 15 passenger van in the parking lot of the supermarket in the town where we used to live. You KNEW it was migrants shopping. Why it was always the men was beyond me, but you couldn't get through the store without getting ogled or hissed at or hearing them make some comments to each other in Spanish that made you glad you didn't know Spanish. SO GLAD we're out of there.


8 posted on 09/15/2005 12:23:32 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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I hate to hear all of this. I went to high school in Fairfax County, lo, many years ago (West Springfield) and it was so nice then. No illegals anywhere near that area then. Nobody spoke anything but English except in our foreign language classes.

I go back from time to time because I have family still in NoVa (although they've escaped Fairfax County) and I just don't recognize the place.

9 posted on 09/15/2005 12:26:39 PM PDT by Allegra (Houston, TX - The Kindest City in the USA!)
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To: JZelle

Used to live in Fairfax. Glad I moved out years ago.


10 posted on 09/15/2005 12:27:00 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Allegra

That's my daughter's school and the elementary school I noted is Hunt Valley. West Springfield is overrun. It's still a nice community in many ways but not if you have kids in the school system. Check the plummeting SAT scores.


11 posted on 09/15/2005 12:28:52 PM PDT by Birdstrike
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I'm a native of the People's Republic of Fairfax, and can say without contradiction that it has the most "eaten up" Socialist county government in the U.S.A. Layer upon layer of bureaucracy, housed in govt. centers and skyscrapers with price tags that boggle the mind. All for a (legal) population of less than 1 mil. Disgusting...
12 posted on 09/15/2005 12:30:26 PM PDT by quark
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To: metmom
Why it was always the men was beyond me, but you couldn't get through the store without getting ogled or hissed at or hearing them make some comments to each other in Spanish that made you glad you didn't know Spanish

The men are there keeping an eye on their women..more to the point - what their women SPEND. It's part of Old Mexican culture..the women are pretty much subservient to the men. The women collect the Welfare and food stamps, the men buy beer and tequila with their under the table and sometimes legal earnings.

As for them speaking Spanish. I'm learning the language. Sometimes, when I overhear things, I join the conversation..Mexicans HATE it when they find out you understand them...I have really received some looks.

This is the USA I should not have to learn their language, but I'm finding it very handy..besides, most US Citizens are smart enough to pick up the relatively easy Tex-Mex..

13 posted on 09/15/2005 12:32:00 PM PDT by Iron Matron
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To: metmom
Why it was always the men was beyond me, but you couldn't get through the store without getting ogled or hissed at or hearing them make some comments to each other in Spanish that made you glad you didn't know Spanish.

1. You are obviously not a world traveler. Such behavior is VERY COMMON in the Mediterranean and Latin America. Why are American woman still shocked by this?

2. If it bothers you that much, do what my Italian and Latin American female friends do: a. Find an old lady to scold them in Spanish, b. Learn some comebacks in Spanish that would put them to shame or c. give them a quick elbow to the groin.

14 posted on 09/15/2005 12:33:56 PM PDT by Clemenza (What's Puzzling You is Just the Nature of My Game)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Yep sounds like the South Philly of late. It just aint what it used to be. 10-15 years ago it was truly a great place. Not no more!


15 posted on 09/15/2005 12:34:00 PM PDT by RedRightReturn (Even a broken clock is right twice a day...)
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To: Allegra

One of my sisters went to West Springfield - I went to Annandale. Annandale High's been completely taken over by Latino gangs, and there don't seem to be ANY native English speakers in any of the stores.


16 posted on 09/15/2005 12:35:01 PM PDT by nina0113
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You are obviously not a world traveler. Such behavior is VERY COMMON in the Mediterranean and Latin America. Why are American woman still shocked by this?

I am. And I lived in a Mediterranean country for three years. I also traveled to South America quite a bit on one of my jobs from 1998 to 2003.

None of the people in those countries were as disgusting with the blatant hissing and low-class come-ons as the illegals that slither across the U.S.'s borders are.

I've never been shocked by it, but I've always been repulsed by it.

17 posted on 09/15/2005 12:41:29 PM PDT by Allegra (Houston, TX - The Kindest City in the USA!)
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To: nina0113

I called my mothers cell phone today and got her voice mail in english and spanish. My mother is seriously angry about that.


18 posted on 09/15/2005 12:43:09 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: RedRightReturn

Hopefully, it's a temporary thing with all the gentrification going on.  It just doesn't make sense to rent out a house for $1,000/month when you can sell it for $300k, but right now, it's terrible.

When I wait for the bus in the mornings, hordes of illegal women and kids make their way to the public schools, sometimes three generations on hand.  The idea that these people are here just to make some money to send back to their families is demonstrably untrue.

  Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

19 posted on 09/15/2005 12:46:02 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Allegra

a fair percentage of those who illegally invade our Republic are criminals and illiterate peasants in their own blighted sty of a homeland. explains things, yes?


20 posted on 09/15/2005 12:47:12 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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