2 posted on
09/15/2005 2:01:11 AM PDT by
ChristianDefender
(If you can't fight with M16/M4.. then use prayer, if not just choose whose side are You!)
To: ChristianDefender
The victim, a foreman with a Daytona Beach construction company, became suspicious of the drink after he chugged the beverage last week, his attorney, Daniel Newlin, said AFTER? ... the first swig of pee would be sufficient, I'd think
3 posted on
09/15/2005 2:01:57 AM PDT by
drlevy88
To: ChristianDefender
>>>Publix Super Markets spokesman Dwaine Stevens said the accused employee was suspended...
Suspended?? What's it take for Publix to fire someone? Does someone have to die?
5 posted on
09/15/2005 2:05:30 AM PDT by
Keith in Iowa
(Looters: undocumented consumers || Looting: purchases with indefinite deferred payment plans)
To: ChristianDefender
7 posted on
09/15/2005 2:05:51 AM PDT by
Paleo Conservative
(France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
To: ChristianDefender
We always tests the caps/seals. After the Tylenol murder and the poisioning of that Latin soda down here a few years ago? Anything that's not sealed is dangerous.
8 posted on
09/15/2005 2:08:18 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: ChristianDefender
13 posted on
09/15/2005 2:16:06 AM PDT by
endthematrix
(JOHN ROBERTS vs JOE BIDEN ................... ROBERTS wins TKO in second round!)
To: ChristianDefender
This guy puts new meaning to the product "Mountian Dew".
To: ChristianDefender
Eeewww! Hepatitis and other "goodies". Me, I drink from pop-top cans that I open myself. But, if I was the consumer in this case, he would never pee in any other bottle. Ever.
18 posted on
09/15/2005 3:06:21 AM PDT by
NetValue
(No enemy has inflicted as much damage on America as liberals.)
To: ChristianDefender
If could have just been normal Pepsi. Stuff is sickiningly sweet. Yuk.
To: ChristianDefender
"Do you happen to have a Mountain Dew?"
"Urine luck."
To: ChristianDefender
Why does this remind me of a scene from Dumb and Dumber where the motorcycle cop pulls over Lloyd and Harry?
Motorcycle Cop: "You fellas been doin' a bit of boozin' have ya...suckin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?"
28 posted on
09/15/2005 5:31:38 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Proud member of the 21st century Christian Crusaders)
To: ChristianDefender
If that happenned to me, I'd be waiting for that wise citizen after work with my baseball bat in hand. When he returned to work the next day, he'd look like a badly bruised dreamsicle.
29 posted on
09/15/2005 5:32:14 AM PDT by
NaughtiusMaximus
(The liberals promised to move to Canada but they lied . . . bwaaaaah.)
To: ChristianDefender
"Does have a little wang in it. Good, though."
31 posted on
09/15/2005 6:08:13 AM PDT by
Newbomb Turk
(I am sick of playing nice.)
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