Jesus Isn’t a Pig

National Review Online ^ | 9/14/05 | Kathryn Jean Lopez

[Millee]

Apparently, it's not insensitive or intolerant to bash Christians. Hey PETA - think I'll have a BLT for lunch you jerks!

[Servant of the 9]

Jesus Isn’t a Pig

And you know this how?

Because he was Kosher?

Everything PETA does is too trivial to do more than laugh at.

So9

[proud_yank]

Question: 'What is the difference between a raccoon, possum, and PETA activists lying dead on a busy roadway?'

Answer: 'There are skid marks in front of the raccoon and possum'

Who says were cruel to animals???

[proud_yank]

I think I'll cut out of work early and go duck hunting!

[TypeZoNegative]

I never did get the punchline to that joke.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Hitler was a vegetarian. I guess that makes him an okay kind of guy to the PETA nuts.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"One may regret living at a period when it's impossible to form an idea of the shape the world of the future will assume. But there's one thing I can predict to eaters of meat: the world of the future will be vegetarian."
- Adolf Hitler. November 11, 1941. Section 66, HITLER'S TABLE TALK

[Blood of Tyrants]

BLT? MY favorite! Bologna, limburger, and tarter sauce. Mmmmmmmm!

[Millee]

Don't forget to stop & pick up a burger before you go.

[normy]

In other words the driver tried to stop from hitting the possum by slamming on his brakes. As for the PETA member, the driver didn't try to stop.

[OldSmaj]

No offense to Pamela Anderson, Sharon Osbourne, Alec Baldwin, John McEnroe, and other glitterati who seem desperate to hug PETA.

Yeah, well maybe not on your part, but had I the chance, I'd be plenty offensive to them, one and all.

[atomicpossum]

PETA is about nothing but money for the people at the top. I want to see their books.

[ozaukeemom]

LOL! I actually did just have a BLT! Here's to you, PETA!

[TypeZoNegative]

I used to be blonde, that's why I didn't get the joke.

[little jeremiah]

I'm a vegetarian and I loathe PETA. They're evil and offensive.

[Millee]

Best dern sandwich ever! Served on Texas toast with a kosher dill on the side. (Darn! Now I'm starting to drool!)

[Cyclone59]

To hell with their books, I'd like to see their cars. With that kind of money I don't think there is a car out there WITHOUT leather interior. We should point out that the actors/actresses who hug them are in limos - again with leather interiors.

And in closing - If GOD didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat!

Now, back to my roast beef sandwich.

[popdonnelly]

"Hitler was a vegetarian."

To prove that vegetarians are great lovers, Hitler will make out passionately with Eva Braun.

[elbucko]

PETA is about nothing but money for the people at the top.

Like most 501(c)(3). organizations, it's nothing but a front for people who are too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

[Cyber Liberty]

As the PETA's website explains: "In a public display of passion that's bound to raise a few eyebrows and turn lots of heads, two PETA members — a U.S. marine and Iraq War vet wearing only boxer shorts and a raven-haired beauty decked out in sexy lingerie — will passionately make out in a bed in order to make the point that vegetarians are better lovers."

There are people who would pay to see something like that....