I always dug those bird-shaped uniforms, m'self. :) 
Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
Last night I took a walk after dark
A swingin' place called Palisades Park
To have some fun and see what I could see
That's where the girls are
I took a ride on a shoot-the-chute
That girl I sat beside was awful cute
And after while she was holdin' hands with me
My heart was flyin' up like a rocket ship
Down like a roller coaster
Back like a loop-the-loop
And around like a merry-go-round
We ate and ate at a hot dog stand
We danced around to a rockin' band
And when I could, I gave that girl a hug
In the tunnel of love
You'll never know how great a kiss can feel
When you stop at the top of a Ferris wheel
When I fell in love down at Palisades Park
Instrumental with the sound of a roller coaster and the screams of its riders
We ate and ate at a hot dog stand
We danced around to a rockin' band
And when I could, I gave that girl a hug
In the tunnel of love
You'll never know how great a kiss can feel
When you stop at the top of a Ferris wheel
When I fell in love down at Palisades Park
Down at Palisades Park
FADE
You know it's Palisades Park
Down at Palisades Park
I took my nephew on the Superman mega roller coaster at Six Flags in Springfield, MA. I won't be doing that again any time soon. Ay caramba!
Today a visibly pregnant woman is not permitted to ride most if not all amusement park rides. Liability issues. I know this...as my oldest two (college age) worked at a local amusement park the past two summers.
So much for the Mile High Club...
I always dug those bird-shaped uniforms, m'self. :)
I was already here sorta..
"Darks, you're so easy."
Sssssh!
People will tlak!
Er... talk!
I know.
:(
But, that was in 1975, and they didn't think of such things back then.
PING. A good laugh!
I think I've been going to the wrong "amusement" parks! ;-)
Was it the corkscrew, the loop-the-loop, or just the ups and downs? More research is needed here.
I've heard of this happening in hot-tubs. Not that I would know anything about it personally.
Her inside parts must have just been knocked around to the correct locations...Voila'. Everything is fixed. :)
It's the Coriolis Effect. ;o)
wow. I need to get out more.
I am guessing his little swimmers were not good swimmers and needed the G-forces when the coaster went upside down to force the sperm in deeper. Either that, or he has just exposed his short coming for the world.
That's one hell of a joyride...
How did you beat dead posting this article?
Sax, I witnessed a 'chain-vomit' on a Gravitron. It was horrible: the first kid lost it right away, all over the kid next to him so he blows lunch and so on and so on--and we're literally stuck to the walls while a half-dozen more followed suit. People staggered off white as sheets. Carnies had to hose it down . . . before I'd get back on.
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