Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)

News.com.au ^ | September 12, 2005 | The Australlian

[Cowman]

Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'

From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005

FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.

Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.

After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.

A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.

"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.

Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.

[ArrogantBustard]

I have trouble believing that those two would ever, in any way, be associated with activities that might result in pregnancy ...

[cspackler]

And is there some place on the route that offers mullet cuts with every tattoo? Just wondering, cuz they always seem to come in pairs with those guys. (And girls too, for that matter...)

[Sax]

At first they tried to conceive on the Gravi-Tron, much to the chagrin of the other patrons. (too messy.)

[sweetliberty]

[albee]

"If he had taken care of her properly, she would have fallen asleep instead of wanting to go to the amusement park."

LOL!!!

[COBOL2Java]

I have trouble believing that those two would ever, in any way, be associated with activities that might result in pregnancy ...

Actually, they DID do an episode where they tackled the myth about the Civil War woman who was purportedly impregnated by a rifleman's bullet...

Their conclusion: BUSTED...

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

She must have been having sex on that ride. That is the only way to get pregnant. (or is it kissing)I can never remember that one.

[Getready]

It was the amusement park hot dogs!
Maybe the G-forces popped an egg out of the ovary.
Maybe it was the time for her to get pregnant.
Maybe the G-forces freed up some more sperm.

Maybe all factors for the day conspired together.

[Darksheare]

The day before I was born, mom went on a ride called 'the Octopus'.
If you're familiar with the gravitron at Six Flags Great Adventure, you know that the ride involves spinning.


*chuckle*

[leadpenny]

My first thought was about the tractor episode - I just couldn't remember the details. Everything reminds me of "Seinfeld" anymore.

[ExcursionGuy84]

That's a new one...I've heard of "it" being called a gun...but NEVER a BULLET. </sarcasm>

[Darksheare]

I deny performing any experiments on the human population involving spawning evil minions.
That's such a far fetched idea that I laugh at it outright. hah hah ha.
Whaddya mena nobody said anything about that?

;-)

[highlymotivated]

Did they consider if the rifleman was shooting blanks or not?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I guess that is one way to induce labor.

[benjaminjjones]

That's my grin for the day.

[Conspiracy Guy]

When you hear Nagin and Blanco take responsibility for their failures at city and state level on handling Katrina, you will have heard everything.

[PaulaB]

"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride,"

Goodness....when did the G-Force become frisky? ;)

[Darksheare]

Still took until 2:55 PM the next day.

But it was a heck of a way to induce labor.

[trubluolyguy]

Note to self, keep fiance off the rollercoasters.

[sweetliberty]

Boy, do I know how to get you to show up, or what? Darks, you're so easy.