[proud_yank]

I happened to stumble onto this little gem while searching for something completely unrelated....

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: My Favorite Things (sing it, Michael Moore)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/02/2004 8:16:06 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - MY FAVORITE THINGS

Krispy Kreme donuts with extra cream filling...find me a buffet 'cause I'm always willing
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Deep fried fresh veggies with nice crispy breading...there's lots of fiber there that I am getting
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Theatre popcorn with two cups of butter...half-eaten Snickers bars found in the gutter
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

In the shower I take monthly when I wash my hair
I can't see my feet and I'm wondering if my private parts are...still there

Large baked potatoes with salt and cheese topping...whoops, there goes seven more buttons a popping
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Fresh eggnog smoothies with cookies and crackers...I weigh more than the front four of the Packers
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Steaks fried in bacon grease, Hollandaise dripping...chugging down brewskis...there's no time for sipping
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

In the shower I take monthly when I wash my hair
I can't see my feet and I'm wondering if my private parts are...still there

[TomasUSMC]

But can't cars run off of animal fat. Heck he should be able to run his car forever, just stick an IV from his fat head to the gas tank.

[TexasCajun]

I'd love to see the Berkley crowd ask Madonna's ex-hubby why he owns firearms and was packing heat in New Orleans.

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Eve of Destruction (won't be long until Michael Moore's explosion)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/17/2004 11:19:11 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - EVE OF DESTRUCTION

His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"

He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion

He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag

He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

[adam_az]

Already posted 3 other times!

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PETA says Moore’s size a weighty issue
	Posted by presidio9 On News/Activism 05/06/2004 8:33:25 AM MDT · 53 replies · 107+ views MSNBC ^ | May 06, 2004 | Jeannette Walls Michael Moore is making headlines with his controversial documentary, but one group is targeting the filmmaker for his waistline. advertisement People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has selected the gadfly filmmaker as one of its “Flab Five” and is treating him to a Veg Eye for the Fat Guy makeover. “Looks like the ‘Downsize This’ author has been doing too much supersizing,” notes PETA. “We’ll be sending him a nice little care package, a makeover kit filled with health and diet tips, PETA’s vegetarian starter kit, and suggestions on how he might change his lifestyle,” PETA’s Michael McGraw tells...
PETA says Moore’s size a weighty issue
	Posted by Jinjelsnaps On News/Activism 05/14/2004 11:12:58 AM MDT · 20 replies · 39+ views MSNBC ^ | 05/14/04 | Jeannette Walls Michael Moore is making headlines with his controversial documentary, but one group is targeting the filmmaker for his waistline...
PETA says Moore's size a weighty issue
	Posted by proud_yank On News/Activism 09/12/2005 6:51:19 PM MDT · 45 replies · 711+ views msnbc.com ^ | May 6, 2004 | Jeannette Walls By Jeannette Walls MSNBC Updated: 9:30 a.m. ET May 6, 2004 Michael Moore is making headlines with his controversial documentary, but one group is targeting the filmmaker for his waistline. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has selected the gadfly filmmaker as one of its Flab Five; and is treating him to a Veg Eye for the Fat Guy makeover. Looks like the Downsize This author has been doing too much supersizing,notes PETA. We'll be sending him a nice little care package, a makeover kit filled with health and diet tips, PETA's vegetarian starter kit, and suggestions on how...

[girlangler]

Yep,

Apparently he has had the opportunity to down a few protein (sp) sources.

[adam_az]

2 other times... this makes 3 :)

Try searching on the title before posting... esp. for a year old article.

[Servant of the 9]

Elitist Assholeseds.

Fat White Guys are the last insultable group among the PC crowd

I wonder if any of these guys smokes?

So9

[weegee]

I didn't see the link to his site already posted so:

Miserable Failure

(the left circulated the "failure" google search email again last week so might as well help out Lord Ho Ho's ratings).

[Free ThinkerNY]

"Mr. Moore. How does it feel to be PETA's public enema #1?"

[Contra]

Is PETA a bunch of gay guys or something, because this sure sounds like a gay thing to do. I guess they figure somebody that fat can't be a vegetarian. But what if he is just a fat vegetarian, is there such a thing?

[denydenydeny]

I've seen lots of fat vegetarians in my day. What's PETA's point?

[JRios1968]

[The Red Zone]

Mikey got that fat on 100% organic vegetable oil.

[latina4dubya]

they ought to send one to Meat Head, too... (Rob Reiner)...

[jscottdavis_for_48th_district]

The facts! Note how the right has the celeb macho types who maintain their health and fitness- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Tom Selleck, Clint Eastwood, Curt Schilling, Kid Rock, "The Rock," Bruce Willis, Karl Malone, John Elway, etc., etc.

The liberals present Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, Sean Penn, Martin Sheehan, John Mellenkamp, etc.

Let's go with the top and keep it red, white and blue.

[satchmodog9]

When liberals attack...

[muir_redwoods]

Go vegan, slim down like oxen and elephants