DFU SONG: Driving Miss Daisy (driving Miss Arianna - in a gas guzzling planet-killing Suburban)

DFU SONGS | 9-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

ORIGINAL REPORT

PHOTO COMMENT THREAD

Arianna's environmentally friendly ride parked across the street waiting for her.

MIDI - DRIVING MISS DAISY

We must save the planet, Arianna says
She spoke to the Greenies and beat up the prez

SUVs are awful, that is what she writes
She will be conserving with all of her might

She's green...Arianna's green
She's green...the enviro queen

San Franciscans got a big surprise
They could not believe what they saw with their eyes

A Suburban had whisked her away
People never thought that they'd see that day
Ha, ha...that hypocrite
Hey, Arianna, you are so full of it

Lib elitists want their way
We should not do as they do but what they say

We must save the planet, Arianna says
She spoke to the Greenies and beat up the prez

[doug from upland]

Arianna didn't dare get dropped off in front of the building where she spoke and where the hyrid vehicles were parked for conventioneers to test drive. She had her driver park across the street where the dentists were meeting. Perhaps she thought no one would catch her. This is green Arianna's stained blue dress.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[Blood of Tyrants]

Same as always, do as they say, not as they do because the rules they want to impose are for OTHER people.

[Paleo Conservative]

Maybe she'll drive it to the airport and board one of her friend's planet killing private jet.

[satchmodog9]

I heard you on Tony Snow today. Great job. Do you have the Gore pictures? I really want to ram that up the asses of some Gore supporters.

[doug from upland]

Unfortunately, I do not have Gore picts in the Cadillac Escalade.

[RedMonqey]

I wish somebody would catch that idiot-savant Bill Maher in one of these behemoths. He claims to have a hybrid car but he goes on tour and I bet he doesn't "demand" to be picked up at the airport in a "green mobile".

He talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk.

He lives out of the Playboy Mansion and is a mini-Me Hef.

[Arizona Carolyn]

Dog, you need to email this to Sean Hannity... he is always asking her about flying in jets... he needs to see this!

[Arizona Carolyn]

I meant DoUg..... >/blush

[doug from upland]

I phoned the station and left a message for his producer. He will never see the email and is almost impossible to get through on the phone.

Brit Hume's producer has the info and picture and said she would pass it on to Brit. Let's see where it goes.

[doug from upland]

That's okay. It has happened before. On an automotive journalist trip to Brazil three years ago, they screwed up my name tag and put "Dog." I was razzed the whole week.

[Arizona Carolyn]

I should have known you were on top of it. Keep up the great work.

[solzhenitsyn]

Thanks for your good work, Doug.

Holy cow, what a big car! All that belongs to one person?

[doug from upland]

I hope this year's class is not giving you a hard time. If your principal does, let me know. I'll write an insulting song.

[solzhenitsyn]

Well, I'm not a teacher or a student, but thanks for the thought.

[doug from upland]

Sorry. Mistaken FReeper identity.

[solzhenitsyn]

Possibly you were thinking of our esteemed FRiend, summer?

[doug from upland]

No, there is a FReeper who sends me email with that name who is a teacher. I thought yours was also his screen name.

[bitt]

'He lives out of the Playboy Mansion and is a mini-Me Hef.'

Odd, I thought he was gay, or at least a misogynist...

[RedMonqey]

No, he just acts like a prissy. Althought his dates maybe just a "beard" It's been done before...


Rock Hudson anyone?